Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, we totally made that up to avoid having sex with you.

You mean I could find out if Chandler finally gets that end table?

Wanna go back to my place?

You got a date already?

I'll text the real Bryan right now.

-So we can switch back early? -Hell no.

[movie announcer] Jason Bourne is about to be Bourne again.

except for this one.

-My job is a secret. Secret stuff. -[hesitating] Uh…

and I'm expecting at least a written warning

[both] We'll take that action!

[laughing] And one thing led to another,

[Myc] Good Lord, this is sad.

Play whatever mind games you want. I'm not scared.

Hey, Bryan. I'm Reagan.

[Myc] All right, who bet this thing would have a tight moral?

We do, however, need a model.

I'll try not to take that personally.

I have no shame except for the deep-rooted sexual kind.

and focus on work for once.

First man to ask for their face back loses.

Fine, I'll fire up the 3D printer.

[pop music playing]

Well, look who's talking.

If only I could go on a practice date so I'm ready.

[glitches] I might not be the real thing,

Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self-doubt?

Do you hear me?

I do. Your wife just wants someone who will listen--

-I'm like the settlers. -Yeah, you're settling all right.

Fine, J.R., I'll vote to loosen regulations again.

without calling her an antifa son of a bitch.

[electronic music playing]