Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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I'll try not to take that personally.

Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self-doubt?

[both] We'll take that action!

Yeah, we totally made that up to avoid having sex with you.

You got a date already?

First man to ask for their face back loses.

[Myc] Good Lord, this is sad.

Fine, I'll fire up the 3D printer.

You mean I could find out if Chandler finally gets that end table?

We do, however, need a model.

-So we can switch back early? -Hell no.

I have no shame except for the deep-rooted sexual kind.

[Myc] All right, who bet this thing would have a tight moral?

Well, look who's talking.

[glitches] I might not be the real thing,

Do you hear me?

except for this one.

Fine, J.R., I'll vote to loosen regulations again.

I'll text the real Bryan right now.

and focus on work for once.

If only I could go on a practice date so I'm ready.

[laughing] And one thing led to another,

Play whatever mind games you want. I'm not scared.

Wanna go back to my place?

without calling her an antifa son of a bitch.

[movie announcer] Jason Bourne is about to be Bourne again.

I do. Your wife just wants someone who will listen--

-I'm like the settlers. -Yeah, you're settling all right.

Hey, Bryan. I'm Reagan.

and I'm expecting at least a written warning

-My job is a secret. Secret stuff. -[hesitating] Uh…

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