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Yeah, we totally made that up to avoid having sex with you.
You mean I could find out if Chandler finally gets that end table?
Wanna go back to my place?
You got a date already?
I'll text the real Bryan right now.
-So we can switch back early? -Hell no.
[movie announcer] Jason Bourne is about to be Bourne again.
except for this one.
-My job is a secret. Secret stuff. -[hesitating] Uh…
and I'm expecting at least a written warning
[both] We'll take that action!
[laughing] And one thing led to another,
[Myc] Good Lord, this is sad.
Play whatever mind games you want. I'm not scared.
See ya, Bryan.
Hey, Bryan. I'm Reagan.
[Myc] All right, who bet this thing would have a tight moral?
We do, however, need a model.
I'll try not to take that personally.
I have no shame except for the deep-rooted sexual kind.
and focus on work for once.
First man to ask for their face back loses.
[grunts]
Fine, I'll fire up the 3D printer.
[pop music playing]
Well, look who's talking.
If only I could go on a practice date so I'm ready.
[glitches] I might not be the real thing,
Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self-doubt?
Do you hear me?
I do. Your wife just wants someone who will listen--
-I'm like the settlers. -Yeah, you're settling all right.
Fine, J.R., I'll vote to loosen regulations again.
without calling her an antifa son of a bitch.
[electronic music playing]