Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People really are their best selves when they don't have to try.

[laughs] …so I guess it's incredibly personal.

There's also Marcus.

There was only one match, but you changed.

I'm so glad we matched. Honestly, I-- [grunts]

[Myc] Holy Christ, it's finally happening. She's fucking a robot.

[scoffs] This movie is so unrealistic.

-[gasps] -[whirring]

I thought you guys moved to Alaska to become ice road truckers.

Give me your phone. I got ten years of Tinder to catch up on.

or the funeral.

This is gonna take a lot of anesthetic.

-I'm here to listen. -Apologizing? Active listening?

-Something's off. -No, it's just been a tough week.

[Gigi] Y'all are swapping faces.

-[grunts] -Ow! [winces]

Is she a robot version of you?

[scoffs] Well, you're not practicing on me.

Oh, hey. We've got to stop meeting like this.

Those numbers don't mean anything. It's about what's in your heart.

Brett's a perfect ten.

[buzzing, whirring]

What do you care? You were too afraid to go out with him anyway.

you'll just sleep with anyone who has it!

Bryan, what have you… [grunts]

Is this what my life is now?

he can be your plus-one to my next book signing.

Yeah, it's a fucking hole in your head.

And he doesn't mind wildly ambitious women?

-[gasps] -Perfect nipple-to-areola ratio.

-Well, you'll never believe this. -Likes BJs?

Would you like to have sex with me behind that mannequin?

Oh my God. Did you just…

Yeah, she's a version of me that I'm trying to move past.

I can take a no.

Bring me Bryan.

He wants to go on a date. What should I say?

[Glenn screaming]