Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ever heard of it?
[laughs awkwardly, sighs]
-And you have gum in your hair. -[grunts]
Reagan?
Oh yeah? Well, I built the guy that built you.
Gigi, I made him out of literal boyfriend material.
Too late. I already texted him. You can go back to binging Friends.
Oh my God, was she the one at the Italian restaurant
[grunting]
He even has two settings.
(Slow motion yelling)
I'll rephrase. You still have a shot,
Bryan-bot?
There was only one match for me. It's a waste of time.
Because last week, when we made love, it was so tender…
'cause my apartment's a hundred yards from a school.
She is an impostor, and she's insane and…
Oh, hey, Glenn.
Ugh, why is everyone so obsessed with me getting a boyfriend?
I should get going. I have a date with real Bryan.
Whatever, I don't need you anyway. I'm on a billboard,
-[beeps] -That'll be six bucks.
The hair? The abs? The butt?
-Don't keep me waiting. -Hmm.
[Myc] Holy shit.
Reagan. You didn't think I'd think you'd come?
[guns firing on TV]
Say yes. You're a 99.999% match. Even you can't screw this up.