Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are we really fighting over a boy?! We are failing the bechdel test right now!

But don't you see? Your messy divorce, it wasn't about your bad face.

-[rotating button clicking] -[grunts, strains]

Move over, yesterday. Today's my new favorite day to be alive.

Honestly, I'm impressed you're still alive.

That's my favorite movie where faces come off.

Uh, no, you misunderstand.

[grunts, gasps]

Gigi, you don't think people just like me for my looks, do you? I mean… [chuckles]

We both know museums are sexist places on earth

Then maybe you idiots will stop gossiping about me

Subtract a point for being divorced, add one for being a veteran.

said that he'd love me for as long as Pluto was a planet.

and this whole place goes to hell. I'm out of here.

Don't worry, just stay here.

-[dramatic music plays] -[Glenn] A goddamn zero?

Yeah, agreed. Okay, test passed.

-Whoa! -[smooches]

Thanks for being on time for once… [sighs] …Glenn.

of watching me fail out of the gene pool.

More like winning on your dating life.

I'm programmed to agree with you, so yes, babe.

[electronic music playing]

All right, let's do some John Woo shit.

How could you say no to a smile like this?

[yelling] Okay, fruitcake, why am I still repulsive to women?

Just get this face off of me!

but deserves more anyway.

who covered herself in sauce and started acting racist?

Oh, Marcus isn't hard to look at.

I would love that.

You know what? It's okay.

Glenn, notice how you hold space for Dolores