Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about Friday?

Is the coast clear? Where's the supermodel?

- That's me. - I really appreciate this.

Sandy will take her when I get back and that'll leave just the two of us.

Now, that is downright rude!

Oh, well, look what we have here. Will one tube suffice?

If he back-pedals any faster, he'll trip over his walker.

- Another call's coming in. - I'll take this one. Hello?

Did I say this was my first basketball game? I did, four times.

Well, come on in. Have a seat.

Her fabulousness dumps me here

My date gets a stretch limo, dinner, floor seats at the Sonics game,

with a total stranger who could be a perv.

What's your damage?