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He calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones more accurately.
(Doorbell)
♪ Oh, my!
They're like sharks in a feeding frenzy.
You're not the one jumping into the Rottweiler pit carrying a pork chop.
Ladies, keep your articles of clothing off the stage.
- You don't like the champagne? - No, I can see the bottom of my glass!
If the bidding gets slow,
Yeah, isn't it great!
- So, Doc, who bought you? - No idea.
She's a model.
The last thing I remember is someone shouting out:
(Auctioneer) Sold! To that determined lady in the back row for $500!
- Her fabulousness. Want that dough? - I'd better not.
Oh, there's the elevator. See you later.
You don't get it. She's always doing this. She's a flake.
You don't get out much, do you?
You know...I don't think so.
It's a long story. Do you really want to hear it?
You don't leave your daughter on some street corner
I hope you didn't go to too much trouble.
No, the job's tonight, but we could have dinner later.
Yeah, we got a band.
The phone's right there.
Tony? He's on the road with Whitesnake all the time.
Kristina. Buonanotte.