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Tosh! Civilisation won't progress
but now that I know a bit more about you,
Where do I pay?
Deep down, chicks are just like guys - we all want the same thing.
But then, my eyes are tearing up.
(Women scream and yell)
Thank you for helping me out. Now roll out that trolley. I'm starved.
That was the FIRST time I was nine.
My God! Daphne, why?
Champagne?
- Are you a photographer? - No, I'm a model.
If I gain an ounce, she goes ballistic. She makes me weigh in every morning.
Oh, dear, I just insulted you, didn't l? Sorry.
She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
What kind of mother are you?
Not that being tall is the only measure of a man...but it's a bloody good one!
Hey, you there! You in the Firebird! Yes, you, stop that honking!
to do my bidding and fulfil my every desire.
Uh... Frasier?
A buddy of mine is running the Widows and Orphans Fund benefit,
drop a quarter and take a couple of minutes to pick it up, huh?
It deserves to be heard by a larger audience. Hee-haw! Hee-haw!