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Oh, I don't even know what to yell at you. You take it.
[chuckles] I'm having so much joy right now.
Suspects headed west on the royal highway.
Mud-covered crime boots.
It burns with boredom!
[whimpers]
I want to be bad. I always admired Bad Elfo.
I would rather hang out with Bad Elfo.
Well, I got whatever this is.
donating blood today... this popped into my head
I know exactly what he's talking about.
Is that who I really am?
I possessed your mother and she loved it!
You don't even know what we're up to.
but what do you expect from someone who's got no control over her own destiny?
And then the pressure to sustain the lie? Oh, God, it was a nightmare.
But I must warn you. He creeps even me out.
Okay, the trick to not getting swept over the waterfall is swimming upstream.
[Luci] Meow, guys. What up?
Anyone want this meat? I only eat it for the shells.
There is no way you're gonna convince me my daughter is a criminal.
I saved your life. Now, I can go back to ruining it.
[chanting in Latin]
Or your grandfather's.
[all laugh]
- I can't. I only know how to crash. - [both scream]
Doing God knows what with that elf.
What? Nuh-uh. I'm your demon, baby.
You'll be fine, sweetie. Strap her down.
[laughs]
Got it. Now, what's "swimming"?
The fans love my voice. I have dreadlocks.