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SO, WHERE IS HE, MRS. OSERANSKY?
LET'S NOT FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, OK?
BUT I SPENT SOME TIME WITH THE GUY TODAY,
I'VE MANAGED TO UPSET A MASS MURDERER.
THE GOGOLAK GANG!
SHIT.
HEY...
♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD CRY
IF I DIDN'T KILL YOU, FRANKIE WOULD HAVE.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
OK? DON'T WORRY.
♪ FOR HO HO HO
THERE WERE OTHERS?
LET'S JUST MAKE SURE WE GOT THE MONEY FIRST.
OZ, YOU LOOK WORRIED.
AHH.
WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?
I'M ALREADY PAYING HER FATHER'S DEBT.
JUST TELL HIM TO STAY WHERE HE IS,
WITH EACH OTHER'S WIVES.
WELL, I DO LIKE YOU...
MRS. TUDESKI...
BECAUSE I'M JUST--I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING--
WHAT?
WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU GET BACK.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME
THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME.
YOU SHTUPPEDMY WIFE, OZ?
I HAD AN IDEA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
THEY'RE RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
I THINK IT'S WORTH A TRY.
IT'S ME.
IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN STOP YOU FROM DOING THIS?
[CLATTER, GLASS SHATTERS]
JILL.
[LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO?
AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
YES, COME IN.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
NO ONE, I SWEAR.
SO, DID YOU DO IT?
YOU, TOO.
MEET ME AT EKINS OYSTER BAR IN 45 MINUTES.
YOU'VE KILLED 17 PEOPLE,
HELLO.
CYNTHIA, NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.
AND WHAT BUSINESS WOULD THAT BE?
♪ AND, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. Los Angeles, California
SHE CAN'T HELP IT. HER MOTHER--
LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY,
I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
ARE GOING TO GO BACK TO CHICAGO?
HA HA!
Edward G. Robinson: SHOOT!
WHY--WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?
AND...
IT MIGHT BE.
WHEN?
WHO'S THE MARK?
SEX.
REALLY?
Woman on TV: WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, FRANK?
YOU MAY LIKE IT.
IT'S TIME.
REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF JIMMY THE TULIP.
NO. NO.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE IN TOWN.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE JANNI A CALL?
YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONALLY.
OH, YOU MUST BE--
[THUNDER]
WELL, I ONCE READ THAT DENTISTS ARE PRONE TO SUICIDE.
OHH!
I DID TELL HIM. I DON'T WANT A DIME.
[WOMAN SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
SERIOUSLY SWEET ASS.
AAH!
AND HE'S--HE'S PRETTY NICE, YOU KNOW?
SO YOU WERE SAYING YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW...
[WHIRRING]
THEY HUNG UP.
GOTCHA.
[WINDOW OPENS]
YES! AND SOMEHOW HE KNEW ALL ABOUT
[GARGLING]
[SIGHS]
ALL RIGHT.
I'M SURE JANNI FIGURES HE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER
HA HA!
YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
YOU LIKE SO MUCH HERE IN CANADA!
THINKS IT'S A SIN.
LOOK, JIMMY, I MAY HATE MY LIFE,
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I--I TOLD HIM I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM.
DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?
I HAVE A PLAN.
UHH!
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS HOW I GET ALONG
DO YOU WANT TO USE IT OR NOT?
SHE SAID SHE AND HER MOM
I THINK I LOVE HIM.
THEY PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT?
[BEEP]
SEE, MY ONLY QUESTION IS,
YOU KNOW, HIT ON HER.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.
SOONER OR LATER.
JUST PUT IT OVER THERE.
WELL, IF WE DON'T MAKE JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD,
APPARENTLY, JANNI GOGO IS ON HIS WAY UP HERE,
LOOK, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF RATTING ANYBODY OUT, OK?
I KNOW I'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING FOR YOU FOR, WHATEVER, 3 WEEKS,
YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG.
MRS. TUDESKI--
IS THATJIMMY, WHAT YOU'RE--CALM DOWN.
UHH!
HA HA HA HA HA!
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM.
BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW THIS UP,
HA. RELAX.