Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ THEY ALL SAID WE'D NEVER GET TOGETHER ♪

Sophie: YES. YES. YES.

HA HA! GO AHEAD. SHOW HIM HOW YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE.

OK. YOU MIND IF I PISS A LITTLE BLOOD FIRST?

JANNI'S NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE.

WHAT DID YOU DO? WHO DID YOU TALK TO?

LOOK, I CHANGED MY MIND, OK?

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. THANKS.

YOU HAVE THE CERTIFICATES?

JIMMY AND FRANKIE, THEY'RE IN...

WELL, I KEEP A SCRAPBOOK.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING FINER

I'M CAREFUL, TOO.

HE DIDN'T SOUND UPSET.

NOW, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

YOU'RE A SWEET GUY.

WE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHERE JIMMY TUDESKI IS.

I SAID, "RUN, STANLEY. RUN. GO, GO. RUN. HIDE.

I ALWAYS LIKED YOU.

♪ KEPT THE LAUGHERS BUSY

NOW, I KNOW YOU GUYS GOT

THEN YOU RANSACK THE HOUSE A LITTLE BIT,

YOU'RE A DENTIST?

SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN.

THE THING YOU GOT TO REMEMBER IS,

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

I WANT TO SEE THAT SPINELESS RAT BEG.

I SWEAR I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYBODY KILL YOU.

SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD BURGLARY,

HE'S DESPERATE. HE'D SLEEP WITH A MEAT GRINDER.

AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

ONE ROCCO MORE OR LESS ISN'T WORTH DYING FOR.

I'M ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS.

SHE'S JUST CHARMING, ISN'T SHE?

LIKE TRY LEAVING ME IN THE LURCH, ARE YOU?

FIND OUT WHERE HE IS! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

SHE DID IT. SHE'S A KILLER!

IS YIMMY TUDESKI.

ASK CYNTHIA TO JOIN US, PLEASE?

YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR

I'M SERGEANT BUCHANAN.

THIS LITTLE WEASEL SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK,

YEAH. I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME, SEXY.

EVERYBODY DIES.

SINCE I'M THE ONE THAT FOUND THIS GUY,

YOU UNDERSTAND?

MONEY DOESN'T MATTER.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'VE GOT A DEADLINE.

WHAT'S A NICE WAY OF...

ANYBODY WE KNOW?

OUR NEW NEIGHBOR, YOU SAID THERE WAS A PRICE ON HIS HEAD?

AND LIKE I SAID, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE.

BOTH OF THEM WERE BIG SHOTS IN A CHICAGO CRIME SYNDICATE.

I'VE BEEN HER 2 DAYS, AND I GOT LITTLE TOMATO PLANTS--

SHE'S A CUTE KID.

IF IT WAS ME...

THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE

IT ALL STARTED WITH THE LITTLE MISSIS.

I HOPE THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL YOU WANTED TO SEE

[OBJECT CLATTERS]

THEY HAVE IN THIS BACKYARD?

WILL YOU RELAX? JUST COME ON OVER HERE.

AND I'D BE SOMEWHERE LIKE, UH...

I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE YET.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

A COUPLE OF SPARE BODIES LYING AROUND.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

HE COMES TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,

THEN I'LL BEEP CYNTHIA.

UPSTAIRS BACK BEDROOM.

AND A DEATH CERTIFICATE.

NOW, AIN'T THIS SOME SHIT?

JIMMY AND I ARE OVER.

TO KILL MY WIFE.

ONLY IT WASN'T A WEDDING PRESENT.

BECAUSE I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE ALL YOUR APPOINTMENTS.

CYNTHIA, IT SEEMS THAT MR.--

LOOK, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BEST TO EVERYBODY CONCERNED

WELL, I HAD A HAMBURGER FOR LUNCH.

YOU MEAN DID I TAKE THE CONTRACT?

ACTUALLY, MR. TUDESKI, I'M STILL A VIRGIN.

SHE'S GONNA PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT.

YOU KNOW, I'D DONE A COUPLE OF THINGS,

THE MAN'S A PROFESSIONAL KILLER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T LET ME KILL HER?

MAYBE HE'LL JUST LET US GO.

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

I VANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

JIMMY THE TULIP?

WELL, YOU ARE A DENTIST.

ARE YOU GOING ALONE?

SO I COULD FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH HIS HABITS.

♪ BUT I DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING ♪

YEAH? WELL, WHEN I CAME BACK FROM LUNCH,