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AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. THANKS.

I HOPE THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL YOU WANTED TO SEE

JANNI'S NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE.

SHE'S A CUTE KID.

YOU'RE A SWEET GUY.

ONLY IT WASN'T A WEDDING PRESENT.

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

SINCE I'M THE ONE THAT FOUND THIS GUY,

YOU UNDERSTAND?

HA HA! GO AHEAD. SHOW HIM HOW YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE.

THE MAN'S A PROFESSIONAL KILLER.

I'VE BEEN HER 2 DAYS, AND I GOT LITTLE TOMATO PLANTS--

YOU'RE A DENTIST?

IF IT WAS ME...

THE THING YOU GOT TO REMEMBER IS,

BOTH OF THEM WERE BIG SHOTS IN A CHICAGO CRIME SYNDICATE.

LOOK, I CHANGED MY MIND, OK?

ARE YOU GOING ALONE?

YOU KNOW, I'D DONE A COUPLE OF THINGS,

WELL, I HAD A HAMBURGER FOR LUNCH.

AND I'D BE SOMEWHERE LIKE, UH...

NOW, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

YOU HAVE THE CERTIFICATES?

SO I COULD FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH HIS HABITS.

OUR NEW NEIGHBOR, YOU SAID THERE WAS A PRICE ON HIS HEAD?

Sophie: YES. YES. YES.

I SAID, "RUN, STANLEY. RUN. GO, GO. RUN. HIDE.

WILL YOU RELAX? JUST COME ON OVER HERE.

YEAH? WELL, WHEN I CAME BACK FROM LUNCH,

I'M ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS.

OK. YOU MIND IF I PISS A LITTLE BLOOD FIRST?

SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN.

LIKE TRY LEAVING ME IN THE LURCH, ARE YOU?

FIND OUT WHERE HE IS! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR

IT ALL STARTED WITH THE LITTLE MISSIS.

SHE DID IT. SHE'S A KILLER!

I SWEAR I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYBODY KILL YOU.

YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME, SEXY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T LET ME KILL HER?

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE YET.

THEN YOU RANSACK THE HOUSE A LITTLE BIT,

EVERYBODY DIES.

[OBJECT CLATTERS]

WE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHERE JIMMY TUDESKI IS.

I ALWAYS LIKED YOU.

YEAH. I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

ONE ROCCO MORE OR LESS ISN'T WORTH DYING FOR.

JIMMY AND FRANKIE, THEY'RE IN...

AND LIKE I SAID, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.

TO KILL MY WIFE.

WELL, I KEEP A SCRAPBOOK.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

BECAUSE I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE ALL YOUR APPOINTMENTS.

ACTUALLY, MR. TUDESKI, I'M STILL A VIRGIN.

THIS LITTLE WEASEL SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK,

CYNTHIA, IT SEEMS THAT MR.--

SHE'S JUST CHARMING, ISN'T SHE?

IS YIMMY TUDESKI.

♪ KEPT THE LAUGHERS BUSY

YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

♪ THEY ALL SAID WE'D NEVER GET TOGETHER ♪

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING FINER

THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE

THEY HAVE IN THIS BACKYARD?

I WANT TO SEE THAT SPINELESS RAT BEG.

MONEY DOESN'T MATTER.

MAYBE HE'LL JUST LET US GO.

I'M CAREFUL, TOO.

I'M SERGEANT BUCHANAN.

ASK CYNTHIA TO JOIN US, PLEASE?

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ANYBODY WE KNOW?

NOW, I KNOW YOU GUYS GOT

WHAT DID YOU DO? WHO DID YOU TALK TO?

NOW, AIN'T THIS SOME SHIT?

JIMMY AND I ARE OVER.

HE DIDN'T SOUND UPSET.

SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD BURGLARY,

WELL, YOU ARE A DENTIST.

UPSTAIRS BACK BEDROOM.

SHE'S GONNA PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT.

HE'S DESPERATE. HE'D SLEEP WITH A MEAT GRINDER.

♪ BUT I DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING ♪

I VANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

YOU MEAN DID I TAKE THE CONTRACT?

HE COMES TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,

AND A DEATH CERTIFICATE.

WHAT'S A NICE WAY OF...

THEN I'LL BEEP CYNTHIA.

A COUPLE OF SPARE BODIES LYING AROUND.

JIMMY THE TULIP?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'VE GOT A DEADLINE.

LOOK, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BEST TO EVERYBODY CONCERNED

WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.