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YOU DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ALL NIGHT.
MAYBE IT'S LOVE.
SAW SOME MONEY, WAS HAVING SOME FUN.
OK, SO WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOURSELF, THEN?
NO MAYONNAISE?
CAN YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER THAN THIS, FELLAS?
AND I KNOW THAT FRANKIE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE.
I LIKEDHIM.
WHILE YOU AND JILL ARE AT THE BANK GETTING THE MONEY,
NO, NOT A PROBLEM.
SWEET DREAMS, YIMMY.
AND I GIVE YOU YOUR DIVORCE.
TAKE THE PLASTIC JUNK OFF OF THERE.
THESE MEN NEED TO SEE YOU.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
THAT'S FUNNY.
YES. IS THERE A PROBLEM?
OH, REALLY? WHAT ABOUT HER FATHER?
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
[RING]
YOU'D RATHER GO HOME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
♪ WHAT TO THINK
THERE'S A KNOWN KILLER LIVING RIGHT NEXT DOOR
WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND MOVE IN NEXT DOOR TO ME?
1 MILLION...
YOU COULD SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, YOU KNOW.
I'M TELLING YOU THIS, LIKE A FRIEND,
SO BIG AARON NEEDS MONEY AND FAST, YOU KNOW?
I STARTED TO LIKE HIM.
I MEAN, GREAT SEX, BUT--
YES, WELL, IT'S JUST THAT NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.
I COULD KILL SOMEBODY.
TONIGHT, WHENEVER. LET'S GO. KICK IT INTO GEAR HERE.
ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T TELL ME.
BUT HE AIN'T EXACTLY DEAD.
AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME TIME
[GUN COCKS]
APPARENTLY THAT FELL THROUGH, SO SHE CAME TO ME.
♪ LIFE IS DRIVIN'
SO YOU COULD TELL HIM WHERE I WAS.
SO HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO KILL YOUR WIFE?
BUT WHEN I TALKED TO JIMMY...
LOOK, I--
THIS WOULD BE SAD IF IT WASN'T SO PATHETIC.
WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE INFORMATION
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
LICENSE NUMBER ZED S-J-9-5-9?
WAAH!
[RING]
WHY?
LET'S GO BANKING.
HEH.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS YOU.
I'M FROM JERSEY.
FOR 10,000?
YES.
YOU PIG! YOU DISGUST ME!
YEAH, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
OH.
[DING]
OK.
YEAH?
CAHOOTS? RIGHT, CAHOOTS.
[GUNFIRE]
JANNI WILL GET SUSPICIOUS,
AND I'LL BEEP YOU RIGHT BACK.
I'D REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.
♪ I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU IF I MIGHT ♪
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT.
519.
OK.
THAT WE MOVE BACK HERE.
I WOULD IF YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR AND DIE.
THE FIRST? HITTER.
YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU LOOK...
OZ. HOW YOU DOING?
SAY HI TO MY WIDOW FOR ME, WILL YOU?
JESUS.
WELL, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING.
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.
SEXY.
AND, UH...
AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE WANTED ME TO DO
[SIGHS] OR...
I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M GOING TO BE ABLE
♪ BUT, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
[BEEP]
AT THE ART MUSEUM TODAY.
♪ WELL, I GOT SOME CONSOLATION ♪
I KNOW. A HIT MAN WITH MORALS. GO FIGURE.
YOU ARE RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
JIMMY. OZ.
MADE ANY NORMAL IDENTIFICATION IMPOSSIBLE,
YOU'RE KIDDING. THIS THING RIGHT HERE?
THAT'S MY PHONE, THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
AND JAMES STEFAN TUDESKI.
AND...
I WANT THE BULK OF THE MONEY
BY THE WAY,
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.
FEEL MY ARM. GOOSEBUMPS.
YOU'D BETTER BE DAMN CERTAIN.
NO, NO, OZ! NO, NO, NO, NO!
THE ACCOUNT NUMBER IS--
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
YES, IT'S FOR REAL,
REALLY? NO.
FEEL BETTER.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THE JOB YOURSELF?
BE CAREFUL.
BEFORE I VOMITED, I ORDERED SCOTCH.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT...
WHY WOULD JANNI WANT TO KEEP ME ALIVE?
HELLO.
I MAY KNOW WHERE HE IS.
LISTEN TO HIM-- MR. CLOAK AND DAGGER.
♪ WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? ♪
HE'S A LITTLE UPSET.
IS THIS FOR REAL?