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ABOUT WHAT? LOVING YOU?
THAT THE BODIES WERE THOSE OF ONE JANNI PYTOR GOGOLAK
OH, MY GOD.
♪ THINGS WILL GET WORSE BEFORE THEY GET ANY BETTER ♪
AT LEAST ONE.
UM...
[SIGHS]
YEAH, JUST, UH-- DINING ROOM.
BUT UNTIL I SPEAK TO MY ATTORNEY--
[BABBLES]
AND BANKRUPTCY AND EMBARRASSMENT,
TO HIT VEGAS, ATLANTIC CITY, RENO.
OH, MY GOD!
DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT?
EXACTLY THE WAY I'M ACTING RIGHT NOW.
AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING?
YES. GOOD.
♪ THEY ALL SAID WE'D NEVER GET TOGETHER ♪
WOULD YOU MIND TAKING US TO HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE?
I'M GOING TO--
WERMIN. I THINK WERMIN.
OZ...
MAYBE I AM GOING SOFT.
MERCI. MERCI.
♪ NOW THEY'RE EATING HUMBLE PIE ♪
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOUR CAR WAS FOUND BY THE GRAIN SILO
JIMMY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.
YOU MARRIED SOPHIE, DIDN'T YOU?
SO WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO GO SEE JANNI?
WHAT'S THIS, OZ?
[WHIRRING]
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR WIFE.
5 SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT.
AND YOU WON'T EVEN LIFT A FINGER?!
BETTER YET, CALL ME RIGHT AFTER,
NOW WHAT?
YAY! YAY! WHOO!
BESIDES,
DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS, LADY?
THEN TOLD ME ABOUT IT,
YEAH. WHO KNEW?
[DIAL TONE]
WHAT DID YOU HAVE, OYSTERS FOR LUNCH?
[SNAPPING]
THAT AND THE RONALD ABRAMSON HIT,
HE'S ASLEEP.
AND BESIDES, TRUST ME,
BUT I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND--
NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED
LOOK, MRS. TUDESKI,
HE DOES, MAN.
ACTUALLY WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU THIS,
OK.
LEAVE HER.
BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOUR WIFE CAME ON TO ME.
I'D REMEMBER. I GOT A THING WITH FACES.
OH.
DAVE, I'M TELLING YOU,
BUT IF YOU THINK I SHOULD GO
ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH.
Ahuh-huh.
HE CAME ON TO ME. WHAT?
YOU LOVE HER, DON'T YOU?
WHAT'S UP, FRANKIE? WELCOME TO MONTREAL.
Hanson: AND YOUR MOTHER, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THIS?
[BLOWS]
WHO MIGHT SLAUGHTER US IN OUR SLEEP,
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY THEY DO THAT?
DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS A HITTER?
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
I'M GOING TO--
A MAN OF WISION AND...
THE FACT THAT HE WANTS TO KILL ME.
SCREW THAT!
WELL, I TRY TO KEEP THINGS AS PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE.
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO NAME A PRICE?
[WHIRRING STOPS]
ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO SAVE HER?
Man on phone: ROOM SERVICE.
[WATER RUNNING]
Jimmy: WELL...
FRIENDS DO NOT ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS
SO LONG AS I GET FULL PRICE.
NO.
YOU'D MAKE A FORTUNE.
THAT THE ONLY CONDIMENT
HE WAS SITTING IN MY ROOM.
MOMENT OF TRUTH COMES...
Both: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU.
WHEN YOU GET BACK, OK?
YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS SAME CAR.
YES, THANK YOU.
MR. OSERANSKY.
♪ HERSHEY AND HIS CHOCOLATE BAR ♪
NO DRILL.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
IT'S CALLED EMBEZZLEMENT.
GET BACK ON THE PLANE, AND FLY BACK TO CHICAGO,
OZ, WE'RE FRIENDS.
BUT LISTEN, I HAVE...
[TIRES SCREECH]
나는 ~ 할거야
YEAH.
WITH SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU.
BUT I'M GONNA SEND THIS BURGER BACK,
[RING]
OK.
[INSTRUMENT CLICKING]
[RING]
WELL...
ONE OF OUR MEN.
OK, GOOD NEWS, MONSIEUR BOULEZ.
UH, IT'S ROOM SERVICE.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE? LIVE IT UP.
YOU'RE JIMMY TUDESKI, AREN'T YOU?
WITH NO MAYONNAISE THIS TIME.
[DING-DONG]