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YEAH. WHY?
OZ JUST TOOK OFF WITH YOUR WIFE,
I'VE EVER HEARD.
AND THIS SCAR'S A REMINDER-- NEVER GET TOO CLOSE.
[FLUSHES TOILET]
SHE'S IN NIAGARA FALLS WITH HER MOTHER. WHY?
AND TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN--
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
♪ HA HA
TAKE THIS.
SO THIS KID STARTS TO BLACKMAIL HIM, RIGHT?
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY DEAD.
LOOK, I REALLY HAVE NO--
NO, IT'S ME.
I KNOW.
DOCTOR.
YEAH.
THE SOONER HE GETS HERE, THE BETTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
BECAUSE HE FAILED TO CHECK IN THIS MORNING.
WANT A BEER?
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANKIE?
SOME THING...
I APOLOGIZE.
THERE IT IS AGAIN.
MAYBE THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING
GOOD. LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE.
YOU BOYS IN ANY RUSH TO GET BACK?
THE THING IS, IS, UM...
THE ONE HE...
THAT MY WIFE IS TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED.
JIMMY WAS LIKE NO MAN I'D EVER MET BEFORE.
TO HIDE IT FROM THE FEDS.
SO, WHAT IS HE, A BAD GUY, YOUR HUSBAND?
I KNOW.
SO, WHERE'S JIMMY?
AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO MAKE ANOTHER GO OF IT--
I DON'T NEED NO INSURANCE.
JIMMY JONES.
♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER ♪
WOW! WOW!
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE.
JIMMY?
THAT MUCH I'VE FIGURED OUT.
WELL, WHEN THE TIME COMES, JUST SAY, "I DO."
THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE, SO I COULD WARN YOU.
HAVE YOU VOMITED RECENTLY?
THANK YOU.
FRANKLIN FIGUEROA.
AND IF I COULD JUST HAVE ONE AFTERNOON OF YOUR TIME,
AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ALL 3 SIGNATURES,
[WHISTLING]
SEE, BACK HOME, HER FATHER AND I
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A DRINK?
TUDESKI.
FOR A HITTER.
NO, NO, I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT.
DAMN. THIS IS A HIT. STAY RIGHT HERE.
OF A BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT WOMAN
AND SHOW THEM A COPY
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY NECESSARILY
WE HAVE YOUR VOICE ON TAPE,
IF YOU SAY SO, JIM--[BEEP]
NO. I WANT HER DEAD, TOO.
OH, HE'S MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
YES! YES. YES!
SO WHAT?
JANNI, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
SHOOT!
WHAT WAS OZ DOING GOING OFF WITH MY WIFE LIKE THAT?
I HATE THE DRILL.
HI.
I'M GOING TO--
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. YOU GOT BALLS.
MARRY ME.
I KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
WHAT GIRL?
Jimmy: FRANKIE.
JILL ST. CLAIR.
HE SAID YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN MET.
OH. ARE--ARE-- ARE YOU...RICH?
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR FATHER WOULD BE PROUD.
DON'T WORRY.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
EARLIER.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
[GAGS]
[FRENCH ACCENT] I NEED MONEY.
♪ NOW THEY'LL HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR TUNE ♪
IS THERE GONNA BE ANY KIND OF FINDER'S FEE FOR THIS?
AND THE ONLY WAY ANYONE COULD GET THE MONEY
I CAN LIVE WITH 12-5,
A FINDER'S FEE? ON A MURDER CONTRACT?
OK.
AND?
WE SHOULD CHAT A LITTLE.
IT'LL MAKE THESE PAST FEW YEARS
AND DAVE TOLD ME HE REFUSED WITNESS PROTECTION.
WE COULD JUST WALK AWAY YOU KNOW--
♪ YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY ♪
[HORNS HONKING]
HE WAS ON AN UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT.
♪ SAID IT WOULD BE HELLO, GOOD-BYE ♪
THE AIR.
PROMISE?
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!
YOU SEE, NOW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
JESUS.
WHEN THEY START SLAPPIN' THAT MAYONNAISE ON THERE,
[TAPE REWINDS]
I THINK WE'VE GIVEN IT LONG ENOUGH.
IN THE MEANTIME, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.
BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I SEE, MISTER.
THIS IS OFFICER MORRISSEY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT?
WHAT YOU SAID.
THIS MORNING, BEFORE YOU CAME HOME.
JIMMY, LISTEN.
OH.
I SHOULD GO. NO.
ARUBA.
UHH! WATCH YOUR HEAD!
QUESTIONS FOR YOU, AND YOU BETTER HAVE ANSWERS.
AND HERE'S THE FUNNY PART. HE'S A HIT MAN, TOO.
[GUNSHOT]
TULIP?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
YOU WANT JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD.
YOU AND ME