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Well, then, I must have been really bad.
I gotta go pack.
You said "lovely" the same way you say "lovely" to a date
I did a crazy rubber dance all over the room.
- Well, I can't drink. - You never could.
That's nothing. In Sicily, we use a leaf and the river.
She's family. If you can't count on family, who the hell can you count on?
I have killed myself for two days. Babies make a mess.
No, please. She could've done that over the phone.
But never mind about that. Let's talk about you.
These are Fritos. You want me to swallow them whole?
Oh, Blanche, please. Let's not do this.
Making fun of you? Honey, I was complimenting you.
- I need something to eat. - Didn't you just have dinner?
I'm so offended.
And wham! My eyes bugged out, my hair shot straight up.
What would you do?
We had to sterilize our bottles and make our formula.
Now, who went in there last night? Was it you?
- So how was dinner? - I'm still in shock.
I'm glad you're not my sister.
Let's drive to Disney World and ride the Teacups!
- You look like you lost weight, sugar. - I have.