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My ankles will swell, my eyes will puff up. I'll look just like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
And what if I give her my kidney
- To sisters. - That's very sweet, Virginia.
What happens if she doesn't get your kidney?
that hunk of a doctor who examined me - he's gonna be in Florida in a few weeks.
She'll die.
That darn electricity straightened my hair.
- Why is he still here? - Ted needs some minor surgery,
After all, she's the only family I have.
Blanche, I know you need some time to think it over.
Oh, too wild, Rose.
Oh, you can't count her!
and the elevator stopped on every floor, and I had to hold my breath all that time.
I guess maybe I just didn't think you'd recognize good taste.
- Dying, she's dying. - Oh, my God, Blanche!
I know.
I always hold my breath in the elevators
and then the one good kidney I have left stops working?
He was loving, he was loyal, he was fun. He never left my side.
I nursed. Your brother was 12 when he stopped.
- when they go away for a weekend. - Oh, that's wonderful.
that I had done it and he'd punish me.
- Shh-shh-shh-shh. - Is he asleep?
- And of course I'm gonna do it. - Aw, Blanche, you're a brave lady.
- She's dying. - What?
and she jiggled the tree and the star fell off and broke.
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