Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Blanche, how is that possible?

And I had to wear that green dress, which you knew was my most awful color.

because a baby was sleeping in the day. And then I think he called me an idiot.

Well, I want us to have a chance to be friends, sisters.

Well, I don't know. But if I were you, I sure wouldn't wave goodbye.

Ma, could you eat a little more quietly, please?

'cause there are sick people in the elevators and it's such a small space.

I looked just like a swamp frog.

Oh, I'll say. That kidney was showroom-new.

You never heard of anybody hating their sister?

Don't act so surprised, Virginia. You knew I was dating him.

- Then it's time for us to start, OK? - Fine with me.

For my children, I wouldn't even have to think.

- Say bye-zee-bye! - Bye, darling.

I don't even know what I would do under the same circumstances.

Oh, tender moment, my foot.

God, I wish she wasn't coming. I just hate her.

That explains it, then.

And the card attached would say

This has got to stop. No wonder that baby didn't sleep.

I'm sure my heart stopped beating for a minute.

I can't believe you hate your sister.

It's like having one big kidney, and you can't separate 'em.

Let's call an end to it, OK?

My friend Matty Fishbein went into the hospital a healthy guy.

I wish my ex had been like Fluffy.

That girl is some kind of mutant.

Oh, and she was hateful. You know what she used to do?

Stop making fun of me, Virginia.

Never. Maybe it's Southern.

I never heard of such a thing.

So she told me to pick it up and put it on my finger.

But the best part of it was

Hello, everybody.