Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Thank you for being a friend"

I mean, it's not as if she were my daughter. She's my sister. My sister that I hate.

- You never think you're gonna hear that. - Blanche, tell me.

I know. She never could help Mama because she had heart flutters,

I'd put Vaseline on the tips of her walker.

Then I had to be maid of honor at your wedding.

Leave it to Charmaine.

Well, she's gone.

- You give them brandy. - For colic?

I'm gonna put him to bed. Ma, the ba-bas.

You're welcome, Maurice.

- Why not Phil? - Because he never calls, he never writes.

He wanted to come home from school at lunchtime.

Ma, you never had a baby in Sicily.

I thought you had a sister, Charmaine.

so they're still at the hospital.

Oh, I couldn't eat. I was just too stunned.

So... you thinking about getting a face-lift?

I had to stand there and watch you marry Tom.

I’m Catholic. I can’t spread a Wise Man on a Ritz Cracker.

Rose, excuse me. We'll get back to your fascinating hospital story later.

Why, the wildest thing that ever passed through there was Ovaltine.