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- Well, I went in once. - Why?
and she never could take gym class, no, because she had a tipped uterus,
Me too. I'd give them my heart.
and I had to stay there because I had a concussion,
You could've had him fixed.
Rose, you give brandy for teething. You rub it on their gums.
- You gonna give it to her or not? - Sophia.
You be good now.
Oh, I wish I'd gotten a decorator. Nancy Reagan's decorator.
- What do you mean, attached? - The two are joined.
I swear I didn't think that you liked him at all.
And not just for her, for me. I wanna get to know her like a grownup.
The doctor says it's the first time he'd ever been called
I finally have a sister to love.
I mean, the woman is dying. What could she possibly want from you?
One Jack Daniel's and you'd disappear with half a fraternity house.
They couldn't use my kidney - my blood vessels were too small.
Ow!
Don't sit! I just fluffed!
Blanche, whatever happens...
- Are you scared? - Terrified.
I never saw my mama and daddy again.