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- I hate to give him back. - Goodbye, Danny.
I don't want my sister to die. I want her to live.
and she never did any housework because she had a spastic colon.
Goodbye, pussycat. Goodbye, little fella.
I'm dying.
What?
What does it mean - a little less bourbon?
A lovely lunch in a lovely house with your lovely friends.
I lose a sister or a kidney.
- What'll I do then, ask for my kidney back? - You'd be an Indian giver.
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
- Hi, everybody. - Hi, Blanche.
He wasn't the only one who was up all night.
Charmaine's kidneys are attached to each other.
How come you didn't ask Charmaine for her kidney?
Blanche, that was over 40 years ago.
I'm worried about Blanche. I wish she'd let one of us go with her.
All I know is, girls, I'm in a no-win situation here.
- Blanche, that's horrible. - And that's not the worst part.
Besides, I'm a size eight - your kidney wouldn't fit me.
They never looked at me again, Rose.
Oh!