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[both chuckle]
All I need to be is to not be her.
Of a man-boy who scratches records for a living? Now who's being absurd?
Oh, my God, she's going.
No one would go that far just to be near me.
Best mixers on the market, and...
Au contraire. [laughs]
And she left me for this stupid,
right before you tried to electrocute him on stage last night.
Here we go.
We all have our demons.
It's just ringing. [clears throat]
Oh, you're waiting on an STD check! Super smart.
Well...
Exactly. And all these people feel the same way.
-Lacking in the bedroom department, I see. -[laughs]
It's like you're reading my mind.
What are you doing?
Blowing up his own studio?
-[growling intensifies] -[wailing ends]
We can take it from here, Dan.
Charlie's the same.
Not that milk, Lucy.
Bollocks.
You think this was intentional?
[sighs] It's crazy.
Embarrassing thing your parents used to call you?
[Charlie wails]
[Karen] Ow!
So I can't go back to that manicurist no matter how colorblind she is,
Look, I'm just saying, watch out for that guy, all right?
You're right, I suppose.
-It's just, she's so... -[baby toy squeaks]
Okay. Excuse me.
[Lucifer panting] Are you okay?
Have a drink... if that's what you want.
Ron? Ron, what are you doing?
Everything was fine, and then all of a sudden she just called it off.
Oh.
getting his grubby little DJ hands all over it.
[bumping sound]
It's... [hesitating]
I don't think I ever really got over her.
Which is also pointless, because the detective is spoken for.
Cherry Jane, this one's for you.
Great.
but like I told you, this is a sting.
Put Karnal to bed!
Nickname from high school?
What about your mixing board? Um, Pexxa's surge protector was cut off.
What?
Well, yeah. Never mind.
[electronic dance music playing]
Murder? No!
Yes.
I messed up with the other DJ,
I don't know if it's the whole "first love" thing or what.
and the only thing that is there
and you're trying your best.
so just please call me when you get this.
and, well, you just stay here at the precinct where it's safe.
What you should be worried about is that he's unfathomably narcissistic,
You let your friends get into your head.
Look, your wife, she...
Well, it didn't sound very complicated when you were talking back there.
[Amenadiel] Oh, what a wonderful idea!
Uh, do you know of anyone who would want to kill Pexxa?
I mean, you've already helped out so much.
Then we can all go back to our previous engagements.
You're welcome to stay, but it's kind of loud.
Yeah.
Do any of you know what zip code we're in?
Things I've done.
Hand him over.
is orange juice.
is drug addicts and mental cases roaming around.
[music ends]
Thanks, man.
-They could be right outside. -Good!
Never mind. I was listening to advice from someone I shouldn't have.