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WE GOT A SHIPMENT OF HAM YESTERDAY. NO HAM.
[ SIGHS ] Okay.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
WHAT GIRL? HELP ME. DRAG ME ALONG.
BE RIGHT BACK. BUT I'D LIKE SOME HAM!
YOU CAN'T JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?
NO! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU HERE!
YOU WENT OUT, BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK.
[ SIGHS ]
YES, I'M READY.
CALIFORNIA. CALIFORNIA?
YOU REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. I'M IMPRESSED.
I THOUGHT JESS AGREED. WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE.
STOP! IT IS CANCELLED!
THE LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE HERE TODAY
WHATEVER.
AND RUN BY THOSE WHO HAVE FRAN'S HEART IN THEIR HEARTS.
I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS KID FROM FALLING OFF EARTH.
FROM NOW ON EVERY CENT THAT YOU MAKE HERE
SO SHE'S FREEZING YOU OUT.
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT DRESSES ANYMORE.
AND, I, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM THE CANDY MAN!
WHO CAN'T BE HERE FOR ANY GOOD REASON!
SOME LONG LOST GOLD-TOOTHED COUSIN
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU. THAT'S OBVIOUS.
...TO YOU ALL.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED.
FRAN. POOR THING.
JESS, I DON'T LIKE YOUR FATHER VERY MUCH.
JESS WAS UPSET, AND I WENT TO LOOK FOR HIM.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THE DRAGONFLY?
WE NEED YOUR DRESS COLOR. AND A PICTURE OF JAMIE.
FOR YOUR DEEP, HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS.
SO, I HEAR YOU WENT TO SEE MY FATHER LAST NIGHT.
BUT WHY DOESN'T HE WANT TO? BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY HARD FOR HIM.
I GUESS WE'RE NOT PLAYING NICE ANYMORE.
EVERYBODY'S COMPLAINING, WE'RE OUT OF HAM,
YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH. YOU READ MORE THAN ANYONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
COME ON.
IS A TESTAMENT TO HOW MUCH FRAN WESTON HAS TOUCHED
WE'VE GOT IT!
COULD WE TALK TO HIM? BUT YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE INN,
HEY, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
WHAT DOES THE FAMILY WANT TO DO WITH IT?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON HERE WITH YOU,
I POKED A SLUMBERING BEAR WITH A STICK.
THEN THERE'S DINNER AT ANTOINE'S,
CAESAR SUDDENLY DECIDED TO JOIN THE SLOW-FOOD MOVEMENT,
YES, WE'LL KEEP IT THE DRAGONFLY.
SOOKIE AND I ACTUALLY TALKED TO FRAN ABOUT BUYING IT.
AND THIS IS SOOKIE ST. JAMES.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHING ] YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THIS HAD TO HAPPEN,
WE KILLED FRAN? WHAT?
THEN WE WILL POLITELY ASK HIM TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US.
HMM.
I AM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!
FOR EXTRA BUCKS AND A PLAQUE.
BLESSED ARE THEY WHO ARE PERSECUTED FOR THE SAKE...
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING A GIRLFRIEND.
HEY, I OWN THIS BUSINESS! I BUILT IT! THIS IS MINE!