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I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPRING THIS ON YOU.
I HATE SODA BECAUSE THE CARBONATION FREAKS ME OUT.
WELL, NOT AS COOL AS BONO, BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
OVER YOU? I WAS A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR.
WAIT'LL YOU CARE WHAT IN STYLE THINKS OF YOU.
...SET...WORLD WAR...
LET'S FOCUS ON FRAN AND HOW MUCH WE LOVED HER
THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED? KIRK.
CAN'T WAIT. CHEERS.
SO I WENT IN AND HE LEFT.
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY STINKS?
UM, WELL --
AND TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS LOVELY DISPLAY OF DOMESTICITY?
IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANYONE AND SHOULD,
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY SKIRTS
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THE CANDY MAN CAN,
THANKS.
I CAN'T GO. YES, YOU CAN. COME ON.
* IF YOU NEED *
I MEAN, THE BACK IS VERY STURDY,
IF THE CHECK CLEARS, IT'S ALL YOURS.
WE'LL PUT IT IN THE APARTMENT WE SHARE IN HELL.
IT'S OUR LAST ISSUE, AND IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER.
NO.
YOU ALREADY SAID I COULDN'T TALK TO RORY.
I'M OPEN. RORY'S GOT PLANS WITH THE GRANDPARENTS.
JUST FOCUS ON THE GROUND AND LOOK LOST IN GRIEF.
THE PERSON WHO'S GOING UPSTAIRS TO THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE'S DONE.
* OH, THE CANDY MAN CAN *
WE WILL BE YOUR DISCIPLES.
SO WHAT? IT'S GOOD NEWS.
NO, THE GRAND OPENING IS CANCELLED!
SO HE WOULDN'T PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU!
IF HE WAS MAD BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM, THEN HE'S A JERK.
YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING OUT FOR THAT LONG.
[ SIGHS ]
AND TO INSURE THAT HER LOVE AND SPIRIT CONTINUE,
HE HAD ALREADY WORKED OUT A FINANCIAL AGREEMENT
YOUR CANDY MAN.
AND? THE PLACE WAS DARK.
OH, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THE WOOD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS A TREE AT SOME POINT,
BEFORE WHAT? BEFORE THE PARTY, THE FIGHT!
OKAY, WE LEFT OFF WITH THE THING IN KYLE'S BEDROOM?