Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* IF YOU NEED *

I RESPECT MY PARENTS. I DO WELL IN SCHOOL.

I DIDN'T SEE THEM REGULARLY, WE DIDN'T TALK REGULARLY,

YOU CAN PICK THE WALL, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A WALL, OKAY?

IT'S A WILD GUESS,

I DON'T WANT TO SIT AROUND, WONDERING WHEN WE'LL TALK.

BUT I DO KNOW SOMEONE WHO WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT AT A PARTY

LIKE DIRT AND THEN LIES.

I EXPECTED BACKUP -- AUNTS, UNCLES, COUSINS

WAS IT A YES OR NO? I'M NOT SURE.

HE HASN'T MISSED YOU. I'M SURE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

DID YOU? NO, THEN HE GOT ALL WEIRD, LIKE HE WAS MAD AT ME.

LOOK, WE LOVED FRAN, RIGHT? YES, WE DID.

REALLY? LIKE WHAT THINGS, YOU?

I DID EVERYTHING WRONG. EVERYTHING YOU TAUGHT ME NOT TO.

YOU'VE FULFILLED YOUR OBLIGATION.

SHE'S POINTING TO SOMEBODY. IT'S A MAN IN A SUIT.

AND I ASKED, AND SHE SAID YES.

Got to take some initiative here.

WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY.

YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF WITH A COFFEE TABLE.

AND WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH WITH HIM,

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *

A LOT OF TIME HAS PASSED, A LOT OF THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

AND ASKING WHAT YOU MISSED WHEN THE MIKE CUT OUT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, JIMMY?

WELL, IT FEELS LIKE LONGER! RORY.

THEN YOU GOT TO GO.

THAT ONE WOULD LOOK GREAT ON YOU. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

NO MRS. KIM? NO MRS. KIM.

SO JOHN WANTS ME TO LOOK AT THE DAMAGE

AND THE LEGS ARE ALL THE SAME LENGTH,

PROM'S COMING UP. YOU NEED A DRESS.

HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL MOMMY WHAT HAPPENED IN KYLE'S BEDROOM!

CAN YOU SAY, "CRAZY, ANAL, MICROMANAGER?"

WHAT DISTILLER TICKETS?

AND DISCUSS SOME SORT OF SOLUTION

BUT I THINK HIS NAME RHYMES WITH TESS.

I COME TO ANNOUNCE TO ONE AND ALL

I READ THE ENTIRE BIBLE COVER TO COVER.

THE WHAT? EXACTLY.

YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE HOUSE

HOW DO YOU KNOW? BECAUSE HE WAS AT KYLE'S HOUSE.

I COULD GET OUT THE SOY SCONES.

OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE STILL GOING TO COLLEGE?

So apparently we're all supposed to walk like Fran.

YOU CAN GO TO THE PROM, BUT YOU CANNOT GET MARRIED.

GREEN DRESS, RED-HAIRED GUY, WHITE LIMO WORKS BEST FOR ME.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT --

I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA LET ME LEAVE THE BAKERY WITH YOU.

SHE JUST KEPT GIVING YOU COOKIES IN A SHAMELESS ATTEMPT

YOU MAY CALL HER ON THE PHONE EVERY OTHER DAY FOR TEN MINUTES,

'CAUSE THAT WOMAN IS GETTING HAM.

GOOD. HOW'S DAD?

JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE RIGHT COMBINATION.

WOW, FOR A LITTLE WOMAN -- SOOKIE, WILL YOU JUST --

ARE YOU SURE SHE'D WANT THAT BACK?

AND MAKE IT HARDER FOR ME TO KEEP HIM ON THE RIGHT PATH,

TO THE PROBLEM OF THE DAMAGES.