Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They see the way I run this prison, think maybe I should run this state.

Oh, you fooled me.

It ain't about getting hurt. It's about pride.

Christian needs a can of corn!

Why can’t I go on the boat

What Drew Brees Season Is About To Look Like

for shaving points in a professional football game,

Warden's wondering if your stay in the hotbox has changed your mind.

I mean, this is absurd.

He's a natural athlete.

That one hurt my bauble sack

Why are we talking about your nipples?

If he wants to roll with the white boys We will let him

Do that sound again.

Group hug in the shower tonight.

- Lena? - Patrick.

“I was showing him a wrestling move”

Yeah. It's Jonnu’s time to shine, baby

Okay. Good, good.

Wardens want to know if the hot box has changed your mind!?

And apparently steroids.

You can't let these guys scare you. You can't let them punk you.

Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready?

And he is a load, at 6'2", 260.

That's going to cost you.

Tell Evan he got knocked the fuck out

Us convicts are starting up a football team.

Will you teach me to grits......?

Only with less sodomy, right?

Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game

Unless you don't want to

Yo Camp Electric employee..... Many fucking years!

They did it. Unbelievable.

I think he just shit himself.

WHEN BRADY GETS SACKED

I can't wait to see what he can do in a contact sport.

Daniel Jones Every Week

Pull the trigger.

When I'm playing horrible and the boys try to cheer me up Gdoxcj

What's three stars?

All right, all right. Crewe's playing like shit.

You know what they say.......once you go gray there an't no other way

I still got 15 more minutes of west Canaan..

Yo Camp Electric employee.....Who taught you to be so cool? My momma and My employer!

Did she say “K”?

Crewe drops back to pass. Turley's leaving him unprotected.

First and 10 at the guards' 35.

and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.

I guess that asshole Hazen wants to play dirty.

So for those of you thinking of mingling with the civilians

How some people are going to feel

Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.

Defenses Against Lamar Be Like

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's his problem. I am going to bring us back.

Jackson Arnold making a play

- He's open. - He's open.

Who am I? Elton John? I ain't wearing that shit.

- Who we going to crush? - The guards.

You're the criminal. Be creative.

The only game we'd play with you is

Now, where the hell does he think he's going?

- What's this football thing about, man? - Crewe's getting a team together.

- Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike.

I didn't do it.

I bet a lot of your old teammates are locked up in here.

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Well, we didn't get the whole chocolate bar, but we got a Hershey's Kiss.

You wouldn't be playing, Paul. Just consulting.

Just wanted to talk to you fellas about possibly joining the football team.

As we start the fourth quarter, cons down by three touchdowns.

Tell Commish, B knocked him outta the offs.

He tosses to Megget.

No. You're much more expensive than that.

- What time is it? - Game time.

I can't tell you how much this means to me. Thank you, Lynette.

I felt so shitty I wish I would have just let them kill me instead.

Whateva’ back freckle

I thought I was your best friend, Paul

We could kill them!

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game

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as I am joined in the booth by Baby Face Bob.

After I did it,

This better be on the up and up.

That you're not going to be out there on that field with us,

Now I hear they have the nicest Safeways in Arizona

Man, give me that cheeseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole.

Mean Machine. Mean Machine.

- Yep. - So I get to tackle him?

Yeah, it’s Jagey’s time to shine, baby!

I don't think so.

Drew Brees 1st game of the Season

We Could Kill Them

Aaron Rodgers During Week 1

on the beautiful part and on the woman part.

Oh, I can't wait to see what Switowski does to him.

does the nword offend you

Can of zyn. Can of Zyn and I’ll be fine.

The blood is gonna flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.

Caretaker's last gift to us.

Don't do that in here.

I got it, he's fast.

It's time we took a look at what we came here to see

The Waterboy 50 First Dates

The clock starts to run. Crewe hands the ball to Megget. It's a reverse.

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When I ask royal if he’s busy because I want to play games with him and he gets mad at me because he’s trying to talk with his friends

Well, now, you might find this hard to believe,

What the hell kind of bullshit book is that?

Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate.

I will tell you what you should forget about.

You haven't played in years. Why can't I be quarterback?

Give us the competitive edge.

The commish is too modest to admit that his idea is rather good

They have been trying that for years. Don't worry, I got the perfect play.

- What time is it? - Game time.

I don't know what you're talking about, freak show.

I love little Michael

Thats how a white man does a peaceful protest!

You can do it Get that old ass of yours in the endzone

My court, my ball.

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That's why. Now, sit down and shut up.

group hug in the overflow room tonight

GROUP HUG IN THE SHOWERS

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's good news. Unger, you're the man.

- Brucie. - Yeah. Yeah, coach.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

They keep all the records in the basement.

The play clock is still running. Crewe better call a time-out.

It slipped. I just ate popcorn

How's this, though? One game.

He could go all the way. Touchdown.

49ers right now..

- Now, get stepping. - Hold up.

Officer, shoot that man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny. Trick photography.