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You know, I think you had sex with my wife before I married her.

Yes, sir. You give me the inspiration, sir. I got something for him.

- Game's 11. Call your own fouls. - Okay.

With just over two minutes left to be played, this has turned into a game.

Well, there you have it.

You're going to tell him "no." You got it?

And he's got it. Touchdown, guards.

So is Greg Louganis, but I bet you he'd get his ass whupped out here.

The older I get the more I understand his love for The View

Was it worth it? Every goddamn second!!u

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Trass and Todd! Trass and Todd!

The rest of you guys block for me. I will take care of the rest.

on the scoreboard.

If he wants to roll with pindi boys We will let him.

Fast...real fast

Hey someone bring me a diet coke

wait for the field to dry, make it up tomorrow.

But about a hundred years ago, when I could run and gun,

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- Five. I don't know. - I go.

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He broked my nose

All right. Down, set.

What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader.

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Yo, Crewe, what would you say

Crewe will start in great field position at the guards' 25.

Everybody on their feet for the warden.

You care about this car more than you do us.

Yeah. It's Wapo's time to shine, baby.

Whatever, Back Hair

Oh, come on, now, maggot. I have seen you in here reading before.

This job, Bob, it's a lot of give and take.

Oh, the girls are by the pool.

Thank you very much.

Of course you can. After all, you have had plenty of practice.

He throws it to Crewe.

Well, let's not forget I wasn't the most popular guy out there.

How's the headbanging coming?

Yeah? Well, how the hell we going to get to do that?

But the fact of the matter is, this could shape up as an epic day.

You got hammered by the hammer.

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She wants to run with the aggies, we'll let her

You know, I have never seen one inmate just walk in here

the men that uphold our justice system.

I mean, he's so strong, he makes strong people look not fast.

That's good news

Now Nate can study all the guards' formations.

Yeah, but you ain't on D. Are you, bitch?

Now, let's all go out there and have some fun.

Who’s pitching tonight DEGROM!!!

For you to say something like that.. *starts crying*

I have never watched a game. I am just a big fan of his old underwear ads.

And look who's coming into the game.

Well, then get him enthusiastic, damn it.

You think you’re better than me I’ll kick your ass

What do you think he's going to do to you fools?

endorsement deals to worry about, now, do you?

Sorry about that.

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What, are we going to have a half-hour a day to practice with a Nerf ball?

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Here come’s the blitz

Yeah. It's Jonnu's time to shine, baby

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Now I’ll never get to keep threat

That Boy Got Some Slave Feet, You See That?

Hey, Skitchy, let me ask you something.

Ain't she beautiful?

It's okay. Get your head up.

And I will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you at game day.

Now, when I get out of here, I don't want you to get all Hollywood on us.

Fact, he was on the winning side of your little thing.

Paul, he brokeded my nose.

All right, boys.

Can of corn and ill be fine

- Man, who taught you to be so cool? - My mama.

Well that felt unnecessary

Have we got any? Have we got some balls?

Can Crewe play ball?

But their biggest threat? A running back. Megget.

Gentlemen, Texas marshals have been kind enough

Any books you'd recommend, inmate?

who's filling in for faye bridges? faye dunaway.

Tony, hit it. You're going to like this.

Center, shift it. Shift it.

WHY CANT DALLEN PLAY DEFENSE?

We will grade them on a scale of one to ten.

that's how a white man runs a football

Don't want that. Thanks for the advice.

You requested this detail. Isn't that right?

Got ourselves a game boys!

Just pick them up. Put them on the table.

Get off me. Get back out there and kick some ass.

As Big Tony calls for the fair catch.

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And there in the high-security bleachers

Oh, my bad. I just want a good picture.

Will you teach me how to football?

- Yeah, you wish, pal. - No, you wish I'd kiss you again,

Shit does happen... Look what happen to your ears

No offense, my man, but you're a little seasoned.

You got to apologize to him. Come on, Turley.

Yeah. Touchdown. Yeah.

I am just going to take this half down.

That's perfect, Cheeseburger. Never been better.

I'm sorry fcf I brokeded your toy

When you get accused in Among us

Now I will never get to play

to schedule the defending league champs as our first game.

Hey, you can finish that one. I got five more. Take care, guys.

Can of corn can of corn I'll be fine

Good Practice, Mott. Me And The Girls Want To Show You

That feature interview worked better than I thought.

That's How A White Man Runs A Football

I was just playing..

Now, I don't know about you all, but I occasionally have the impulse

Can o' JB Weld Can o' JB Weld, and I'll be just fine

Team vote: We go for the win? We go for the tie?

The Fumblerooskie.

Well, I hope they like this.

"Tryout," you half a meatball.

- Now we got to play some football. - Switch it. Switch it.

Nice to see you smiling, Bob.

Does the N word offend you, nigger?

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Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.

Where the hell is Caretaker?

One more, please?

Hey someone bring Me a diet Coke!!

Dumbshits are going for it. Let's go. Let's go.

Well, what are we going to do? How are we going to find players?

Get up. Get up, Deac.