Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.

Here we go Kilmer... here we go!!

Defense. Huddle up over there.

And for a small fee, I can even get you McDonald's.

It slipped I just ate popcorn

Nineteen seconds. We got a lot of ground to cover.

Let's go, to the line.

We got that out of the way. I deserved it.

So, what did I do wrong? Was I driving poorly?

that's been retrofitted for the big event.

Who we going to kiss? EFFY!

I got him to say he’s proud of me

I love Little Mikey’s mullet I love little Mikey’s mullet

- Hi. - Here I am.

Darts "treeouts"

Y’all Got A Running Back?

There goes the neighborhood.

just happens to be the warden now.

You know what they say. Once you go gray, there ain't no other way.

I am all right. Thank you.

So it looks like I am going to get to know you guys a lot better,

I knew you couldn't resist my shit.

Not as soft as the ones at West Texas Mental Institution.

On first down, Crewe will throw. He's got Deacon wide open.

you will be shot.

All right, all right. I got it. Just save it for the game.

Green machine, green machine

Trass and Todd! Trass and Todd!

There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover.

Did I getcha dog?

Now, why would he want to read a book about a four-eyed nigger?

Here we go. Here we go.

Didn't you read the papers? I am innocent.

Now I gotta relive this shit

That's going to be a personal foul on the big guy.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Goddamn it. Do something.

Hello. There's a huge party going on downstairs.

Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.

You haven't opened so much as a single shred of mail.

Now, get the hell out there. Let's go.

We play some slack division II team And we kick the living shit out of them

Okay. Down, set. Hut.

What do you think? Should I go for the left nut this time?

It Slipped I Just Ate Popcorn

CMC to the saints defense

50 First Dates Tommy Boy Big Daddy Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer Blended Wayne's World The Longest Yard The Waterboy

what a worthless piece of shit you are.

Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.

- What's that? - Did you see that?

Trump and GOP on Healthcare

Who we gonna kiss? The Guards!

- Really? - Yeah, it's straighter.

Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke.

Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.

It's Paul Crewe.

Almanza Throwing Cable

we don't exactly have the cream of the crop to work with here.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Colonel Sanders been eating his own chicken.

Now. Get stepping.

And that's not it.

I think Papajohn's their safety.

I didn't say nothing about winning.

What the hell are you dressed up for?

Give these guys sixes. Give these guys fives.

You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team.

Oh, and as for your request...

toxic cheryl de coursey was a crounk wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Game point, baby. How you want the game put up?

Crewe took a shot on that play and he's getting up slowly.

I want those cons to understand who owns them.

How about this guy?

Paul? Paul, what are you doing?

it used to be dionne rowe insulting poor gabi by calling him that bitch but he quit so it would be sammie d'olivio taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Give you a good chance to throw people on the ground,

Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn.

He’s strong. I mean, he's so strong, he makes strong people look… not strong.

Anthony, wow. You can sit down.

I’m sorry, I brokeded your feelers

That’s one brother. That’s a lonely brother, this ain’t hockey!

Can of zyn. Can of Zyn and I’ll be fone

I thought he didn't want to get hurt.

Can o' JB Weld. Can o' JB Weld. I'll be fine.

The Heisman Trophy winner from Oklahoma?

You got to earn them.

When the commish asks you,

Hey, man, after all Caretaker did, this is how you show him love?

Trump and GOP governing...

when you the tokken black guy at sycks new years after party

Tomorrow, payback. Now, think about that for a second.

Hey, somebody bring me a Diet Coke.

I Don't Want tTo Play No More With FireEye!

But on game day, if I so much as...

And I will be cheering my jailhouse Boobies for you at game day!

A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever.

White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut.

led by former NFL MVP quarterback Paul Crewe.

We're here deep in the heart of toothless country,

Let's go, you all. Let's go.

Yeah. It's Wessys time to shine, baby.

Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.

Almanza Throwing Cable

And Crewe is leveled.

- Who we going to kill? - The guards.

But the ref is waving it off.

Unfortunately, that's why we're all in the joint.

Now I will never get to play.

- I think that's a ten. - Let's go with a ten.

You’re breath smells like 8 cans of shark shit

Drew Brees after his comments

Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?

The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets.

We're not winning. Not yet.

Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star

Come on, Switowski.

We got a 3-94 in progress.

- Is that a touchdown? - Yes, it is.

- Where'd you put it? - In the back, on the right.

Waterboy 50 First Dates Tommy Boy Big Daddy Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer Blended Wayne's World The Longest Yard The Man Who Knew Too Little Multiplicity Anger Management Funny People The Hot Chick I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Just Go with It Beverly Hills Ninja

You have got to be kidding me.

I love little Micah

- Is that right? - See, it's just come to my attention

How much more blood you want

as they find themselves up by two touchdowns.

1% LOW FAT MILK

- Is that right? - That's right.

who's filling in for tyler and toriester justshoutafriends? lovebret torbattentooth.

You want to serve?

If she's hot enough to have a one-nighter with a pro football player,