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And where is this surprise gonna take place?
And I think it's up to you to
- I'm scared. - Me, too.
Next, please.
- Yeah! - Oh, no. Not necessary.
Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow
Gert? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow.
She's just pulling your leg, isn't she?
No, Margaret.
So sorry. I dropped the phone. Now, listen, Frank.
Eileen, you poisonous bitch!!!
Just... look.
- All right. - OK.
See? It's the damnedest thing.
Um, uh, excuse me? Excuse...
I guess I will pop for you to fly first class. But make sure you use the miles.
- No, he really got down. - ...out there. I mean...
No, not to worry.
Sorry, man. There was nothing I could do.
Go, go, go... Hold on.
That'd be nice. Or maybe we could come to you, too.
He knew your favorite color.
Andrew!
- A confession, actually. - What are you doing?
Margaret.
YES, IT IS NEW TO MY OFFICE
Yeah. Huh?
Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
See you in the morning?
So...
What's her favorite color when she's not at home?
MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Can You Say “Lame”?
- Good night. - Good night.
- Rob Base and D. J... - E-Z Rock?
Bitch Fuck you
- Oh, there he is! - Andrew!
You see the shoes that broad was wearing?
Take the dog. I need that phone!
- Good night. - Good night, Gammy.
Jordan?
who weren't supposed to fall in love.
Oh, fine. Fine. Just working on my tan.
All right. That's the bathroom.
Just because you have no semblance of a life
about your goofing off in New York.
Okey-doke.
and my grandmother's gonna die.
this wonderful country of yours,
To the buoy!
I call it the baby maker.
Do explain.
Mrs. McKittrick. How are you? Nice to see you.
Cost Plus Radio Commercial That Puts You To Sleep w/First Sentence
It's tradition.
Nothing. It's just a little welcoming party.
No need to take us to the hospital.
I will.
you know, Andrew and I, we're... we are just two people
I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. No.
- Fine. - Great.
- Really. From Alaska? - I need to talk to you.
you won't give her a release date. Your immigration lawyer called.
I call it the Baby Maker.
I'll finish this. Go.
Oh. You like it.
Why are you not stopping?
Um...
Yes, yes.
Yes. About the marketing of the spring books. I know.
Hey, buddy.
I didn't...
Your mother's at the door. Get up!
Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there
So sorry.
Oh, of course, of course. We understand.
No, no, no, no, no.
And he was scared. Like a little tiny bird.
i call it the babymaker
I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.
- Kiddo. - Uh... Bird.
Mmm... yeah.
Oh, my God. Out of all that, that's all you got?
She just makes me a little crazy.
You are going to fix this, Joe. I mean it. Fix it now.
Oh, Margaret, you're gonna love it!
Annie! Joe!
Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren.
Oh.
Oh... barely made it out with my life there.
And if you say another word,
I think I've been more than understanding
My great-grandfather gave it to my great-grandmother
- a little slice of heaven. - Andrew, Andrew! Fine, fine.
Jordan.
I have a bad feeling about this.
No.
Frank, hold on. No, no, no, no.
and you have Gertrude, and I'm... I'm just screwing it up!
But this little missus better learn how to cook...
'K.
Yeah.
I do. It's like Christmas in a cup.
I think if you'll just taste it.
MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Too MANY Words, Too Many Offers
You'll be fine.
The problem is that this woman...
Nice to see you, Mr. McKittrick. This is Margaret.
The point is... I owe you an apology.
Oh, what kind of special powers?
Andrew, you lied to us.