Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not a shush. That's a shower sound.
Thanks, I think? Hey, Erica!
No, that's not...
acting like a badass street punk.
I do.
Whatever! Just stay away!
since I robbed Barry of his pride and dignity.
No! Stop reeling at the passage of time!
wrap it up!
and throw me into the gross gym showers! No!
(SNIFFING DEEPLY) Oh.
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, school policy on cruel hazing traditions...
Why do I even bother?
Why are you shushing me?
No!
So I really am the Duckie.
No! No, no, no, no, no!
I saved you precious real estate right next to my face.
Out of turn. Five second penalty
What the hell?
the eighth grade had ever seen!
Guys, you've got to hear this tape
You mean the pubescent monster standing next to you?
Oh, no.
"For future wife Erica Schwartz. Love, your future hubby"?
That's her thing. She sits in there
(WHIMPERS)
I dig that.
so don't tell the kids, okay?
put in by me.
My big man.
Oh, that. Yeah, that's happening.
Seriously? This is why I had a sign-up sheet!
ADULT ADAM: Growing up, we all have
(LAUGHING) No way! Legendary!
we soared right through it.
Still looking for contributions for the time capsule.