Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

put in by me.
Out of turn. Five second penalty
I saved you precious real estate right next to my face.
No! Stop reeling at the passage of time!
"For future wife Erica Schwartz. Love, your future hubby"?
That's not a shush. That's a shower sound.
so don't tell the kids, okay?
I do.
What the hell?
So I really am the Duckie.
wrap it up!
My big man.
we soared right through it.
(WHIMPERS)
and throw me into the gross gym showers! No!
the eighth grade had ever seen!
Why do I even bother?
Why are you shushing me?
Oh, that. Yeah, that's happening.
That's her thing. She sits in there
No, that's not...
ADULT ADAM: Growing up, we all have
acting like a badass street punk.
You mean the pubescent monster standing next to you?
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Still looking for contributions for the time capsule.
Seriously? This is why I had a sign-up sheet!
Whatever! Just stay away!
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, school policy on cruel hazing traditions...
Oh, no.
Thanks, I think? Hey, Erica!
No!
(SNIFFING DEEPLY) Oh.
since I robbed Barry of his pride and dignity.
(LAUGHING) No way! Legendary!
I dig that.
Guys, you've got to hear this tape