Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By throwing me in the showers?

who are also very upset about their pet project.

He was not taking it well.

I've been training for this my whole life.

we both know the only reason I could body-slam you

sniffing a baby blanket.

Um, is it cool if we talk after school,

Yeah, you know, if you need some more time with it,

puberty was not kind to my body,

We are gonna have so much fun in high school.

while everyone is still half asleep in class.

Adam says you're gonna haze and humiliate him at school?

but, please, don't put hands on me.

that doesn't require me going near him? Why?

It's not that easy!

as my friends were picked off one by one.

It doesn't appear like you are. I'm letting go.

the end of the school year,

How are you so good at this?

hunt down terrified incoming ninth graders

Like my big boy. (CHUCKLES)

Dude, you got to let this go.

Let it happen, Earl.

you know, a standard blankie?

I'm suspending you from parenting for the day.

That's how a nerd like me suddenly had super strength.

With the cartoons and the gelatin candies?

I'm, like... How would you put it?

But until then...

Congratulations, graduating middle-school class of 198...

...with an undescended testicle. (CHUCKLES)

I do need a life outside the house,

¶ Heat of the moment showed in your eyes ¶

and then you go up and get the piece of paper.

my mom was on a desperate hunt for a blankie.

Oh, yeah, and, uh, there are some people

But for the first time, I wasn't so afraid.

We not only survived the rite of passage,

Yeah, the thing is,

And, sure, that was scary.