Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I swear, one day, they'll realize
Called your parents.
is my crazy mom digging up the school's front lawn.
(SNIFFING DEEPLY)
You ruined my life by fighting back and winning!
my friends and I were living in danger.
You guys can't blow me off. I'm your leader. JTP!
Mic check, one, two.
ADULT ADAM: It was June 2, 1980-something,
I'll... I'll plug it with my body!
Well, no matter how big you get,
you've been mocking my changing voice for this entire year.
Duckie, the twerpy, lovesick best friend
No! I made it through middle school
You sound like the child of Louis Armstrong
GEOFF: New Kids on the B., huh?
Do you realize how crappy this year has been for me?
(CLEARS THROAT)
Sad and creepy.
Ouch, strike two
(STUDENTS GASP)
Too late
Oh, sure!
Ouch, that’s strike three
...even if it's not the way you thought it would.
No, of course not. Yet.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
my sister was feeling the heat.
Congratulations graduating Junior High Class of nineteen eighty seven
Come on, sweetie, we got to get to Blockbuster.
Don't mind me. I'm just having some Bev time.
Yes. No way.
Yeah, don't be such a Duckie. Such a what?
Find a master who's not a wussbag.
you're always gonna be Barry's little brother,
I didn't know that.
Well, the headline here is, I saved Blankie.
ADULT ADAM: There were only two days left until summer,
Barry was drowning in embarrassment from my epic body slam.
Kwwwwwwwhhhhh!
Trust me, he loves being your big brother.
She's got the forearms of a tennis pro.
JTP, I need your counsel immediately.