Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kwwwwwwwhhhhh!
Congratulations graduating Junior High Class of nineteen eighty seven
I'll... I'll plug it with my body!
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
you've been mocking my changing voice for this entire year.
You guys can't blow me off. I'm your leader. JTP!
JTP, I need your counsel immediately.
I didn't know that.
You ruined my life by fighting back and winning!
Sad and creepy.
Do you realize how crappy this year has been for me?
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, the headline here is, I saved Blankie.
Trust me, he loves being your big brother.
Find a master who's not a wussbag.
Yeah, don't be such a Duckie. Such a what?
(STUDENTS GASP)
Come on, sweetie, we got to get to Blockbuster.
She's got the forearms of a tennis pro.
Don't mind me. I'm just having some Bev time.
Ouch, that’s strike three
Ouch, strike two
No, of course not. Yet.
Called your parents.
ADULT ADAM: There were only two days left until summer,
Oh, sure!
You sound like the child of Louis Armstrong
I swear, one day, they'll realize
Duckie, the twerpy, lovesick best friend
my sister was feeling the heat.
GEOFF: New Kids on the B., huh?
(SNIFFING DEEPLY)
Barry was drowning in embarrassment from my epic body slam.
is my crazy mom digging up the school's front lawn.
Well, no matter how big you get,
Too late
...even if it's not the way you thought it would.
Yes. No way.
you're always gonna be Barry's little brother,
my friends and I were living in danger.
No! I made it through middle school
Mic check, one, two.
ADULT ADAM: It was June 2, 1980-something,