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Not to hide the evidence,
Sir. Just--
You know, I ain't ever seen Andre
I don't know why they do it, but they do.
We're gonna keep you alive, Chico.
Ciao, ciao.
(loud slap) (groans)
Oh, hey, Christian.
No more "Noice" from you.
(groans) All right, partner.
Oh, yeah.
Oh--oh, really? What, that--that don't count?
Thank you so much For your service.
No!
Call you later.
- Uh-huh? - And this bird...
Stupid.
(laughs)
Don't start that. That--that won't stop.
- I'm Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele.
Besides, you know,
Yeah, it seems like the kind of thing
Noice!
♪
When I say "No," stuff blows up.
taking you out to dinner parties.
Aw, hey, put that-- That's not for--
and [bleep] you right in the ass[bleep].
Hey everyone! Jason Schwartzman's fine!
(both crying)
He hates it when dudes are, like, indecisive
You can urinate on a grave