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- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Any old people in wheelchairs with babies?
(indistinct chatter)
Yeah, that's right, and you're gonna be tired,
Jeez, okay. Okay, okay.
How you know that, man? I told you this story?
No, he doesn't pick up social cues.
Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
(explosion, bird crows)
when I [bleep] you in the ass.
and you're gonna be sittin' there,
Take this scumbag downtown
And right at that moment when you cross over
(cheers and applause)
I can't do it.
I can't waste nothin', y'all.
Noice!
- That happened right there. - Man, that jam was noice!
(groans)
(liquid splashing)
♪
- Yes. - Right off of Las Palmas?
Was that bird a sparrow?
What? Here we--
And we would like to begin pre-boarding
You know, everybody's had this happen to you,
He ain't gonna Get into my head.
Oy, and--and take this [bleep] piss water...
Ah, ah.
Mm-hmm? could you pick a more disreputable liquid?
(groans)
No, come on, man.
Any priests, nuns, rabbis, imams.
to self-segregate ourselves, The entire gay community's
This is the fight everybody's been waiting for,
Noice!
you told them three weeks ago?
- What? - Fine.
I just felt a drop on my bald head.
♪
about his amazing career.