Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it's my dream to be a Spartan.
for my massive Persian army.
She's a good woman.
(screaming)
(whispering) Spartans heading south.
CBS 1965
ALL: # Oh, no, not I #
(yells): No!
My ass hurt! Oh!
written out of the history books.
(fanfare ends)
Oh, we got a penguin pinned down!
Yes, well, that may be the case, but your mama's so hairy...
#You gotta keep me movin' till the moon goes down #
- Curtsey. - Enough!
(yelping)
was a Jewish holiday!
(sighs)
Indeed.
What do you think?
Real Men of Genius.
Aw, shit!
think so, Councilman Traitoro.
peaceful alternatives to war.
These are battle formations!
THIS is Sparta!
Go!
(exhales sharply)
the joke's on them, because they don't know...
blades scraping
at the Palms Hotel and Casino!
##
(grunts)
(ominous theme playing)
(groaning, yelling)
# I've got all my life to live #
(sighs)
(Loud pop)-Aah!
I thought she was David Hasselhoff.
And life in the land of Sparta was good.
(indistinct chatter)
- DANE COOK: I looked everywhere. - (groans)
That's it!
#You're a B-Boy that nearly hit the ground #
(higher pitch): dancin'.
Yes. Yes, I did.
Deal...
My king.
specifications.
# I've got all my life to live #
(screams)
Exfoliator with alpha hydroxy.
He holds great influence...
(yelling)
- (laughter) - (whistling)
Uh, we got San Francisco...
Yes, King.
(chains rattling)
# I used to cry #
NICKELODEON DO NOT TOUCH 1973/2018 logo remake
Your husband needs you.
Shaq?
# Shake, shake, shake, shake #
It's this whole Battle of Thermopylae thing.
Yes?
It's a visual effect.
Market offering dip But there dip ... dippity ... dip
There's a secret goat path into the Hot Gates.
he doesn't like big butts!
bvnm, bam,
Dawg, your wife's a ho.
They died a beautiful death.
##
(shrieking)
Okay. And then let's go to Pinkberry.
to send more troops to support your husband.
##
# Shake your tambourine... #
I brought you some fudge. Mom said that you like to pack it.
I'm Leonidas.
Yeah!
My husband needs me.
Your keen instincts tell you to cut, slice and chop...
Ah-ooh!
(crack)
your reaction, you're not amused.
We going to shish kebab your ass.
Loyalist, what do you want?
# Still in love with you #
- (electronic whir) - (warriors grunt at once)
and you're laughing at me?
(orchestration joins in, accompanying chorus)
I'm in aisle three, huh? Right?
##
NARRATOR: Leonidas was true to his word.
(panting)
(thunder crashing)
- (groans, angry grunts) - Oh, great!
Not again! That always happens.
(music continues)