Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(sighs)
Yes, well, that may be the case, but your mama's so hairy...
She's a good woman.
the joke's on them, because they don't know...
written out of the history books.
There's a secret goat path into the Hot Gates.
your reaction, you're not amused.
# Shake your tambourine... #
(exhales sharply)
(shrieking)
Aw, shit!
Yeah!
- Curtsey. - Enough!
My husband needs me.
Loyalist, what do you want?
Deal...
Exfoliator with alpha hydroxy.
it's my dream to be a Spartan.
##
#You're a B-Boy that nearly hit the ground #
Your husband needs you.
##
was a Jewish holiday!
That's it!
(crack)
(yelping)
Yes. Yes, I did.
CBS 1965
(screams)
And life in the land of Sparta was good.
# I've got all my life to live #
he doesn't like big butts!
We going to shish kebab your ass.
and you're laughing at me?
to send more troops to support your husband.
peaceful alternatives to war.
(panting)
blades scraping
It's a visual effect.
#You gotta keep me movin' till the moon goes down #
Dawg, your wife's a ho.
at the Palms Hotel and Casino!
(sighs)
Uh, we got San Francisco...
These are battle formations!
- (laughter) - (whistling)
Indeed.
(yells): No!
(Loud pop)-Aah!
# I've got all my life to live #
Shaq?
(yelling)
Real Men of Genius.
I brought you some fudge. Mom said that you like to pack it.
Yes, King.
(groaning, yelling)
Oh, we got a penguin pinned down!
My king.
THIS is Sparta!
# Still in love with you #
It's this whole Battle of Thermopylae thing.
##
(indistinct chatter)
(ominous theme playing)
NICKELODEON DO NOT TOUCH 1973/2018 logo remake
My ass hurt! Oh!
NARRATOR: Leonidas was true to his word.
(thunder crashing)
- (groans, angry grunts) - Oh, great!
(chains rattling)
They died a beautiful death.
ALL: # Oh, no, not I #
What do you think?
(higher pitch): dancin'.
# Shake, shake, shake, shake #
for my massive Persian army.
I'm Leonidas.
Your keen instincts tell you to cut, slice and chop...
##
(music continues)
(grunts)
(screaming)
I'm in aisle three, huh? Right?
(orchestration joins in, accompanying chorus)
Yes?
Ah-ooh!
I thought she was David Hasselhoff.
bvnm, bam,
Market offering dip But there dip ... dippity ... dip
Not again! That always happens.
(whispering) Spartans heading south.
think so, Councilman Traitoro.
Go!
- DANE COOK: I looked everywhere. - (groans)
Okay. And then let's go to Pinkberry.
specifications.
He holds great influence...
# I used to cry #
(fanfare ends)
- (electronic whir) - (warriors grunt at once)