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a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
This app will tell you, how long… before you die. Life Countdown: 0:00:00 Any last words, KOLA 99.9? I hate myself I wanna kill myself!!! Please turn on the electric chair. Okay, Fuck you, KOLA 99.9. Have fun in hell! (KOLA 99.9 gets executed and died) (A Secret Place)
Breaker, breaker, one-nine. What's your 20?
- (GRUNTING) - Hey!
I know.
I got a license to operate a sex crane for you.
It feels good to know that, thanks to me and my colleagues,
Boy, I never would have seen this day coming when we first met.
This is Officer Swanson. What's the problem?
- Joe? - What are you doing here?
It's gonna take a lot to drag me a way from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
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Well, they don't say anything about kissing them.
You can't get them things wet, by the way,
Your battery is running low. You might want to plug in your PC. Your battery is very low. Plug in your PC now.
(CHOKING)
but why are we eating at a strip club?
This mom got a call that her little boy woke up after being in a coma for 16 days. And this was the moment they seen each other for the first time. (Kid and Mom cries) An incredible moment of these two being so happy to finally be reunited. Remake of “His mom got his calls that her son just woke up from coma for 16 days. (Kid and Mom cries)”
What? But Peter said...
Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends.
So, it's really over, huh?
You care about nothing except yourself.
the guy stewardess was angry gay, not happy gay.
What a great day for Joe and Bonnie.
Yeah, you should go for it, Joe.