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(SINGING) It seems today that all you see
This app will tell you, how long… before you die. This app will tell you, how long… before you die.
(THUD)
Joe, wait.
Kevin just woke up screaming from his afternoon nap.
Good morning, Officer Swanson.
Six o'clock already, I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Valentino, by a crystal blue Italian stream.
Let me put another log on the fire.
You're damn right I did!
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I'm not an impressionist, but you get the idea.
What? What are you talking about?
(PHONE RINGS)
(CHEWING) Mmm.
- Yeah. - That's our song.
'cause I just talked to Bonnie and she's already on D-Date.
Thanks, Quagmire.
Maybe we should all leave.
oh god buddy i'm sorry you okay
[oof grunt] oh god buddy i'm sorry you okay
Is violence in movies and sex an TV
These are for moms.
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
Do you have any idea how hard it is living with you?
96 7 KCAL Rocks without aux humming KOLA 99.9 with aux humming little bit
Way to go, Joe! Did you bang her?
What the hell's D-Date?
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