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[oof grunt] oh god buddy i'm sorry you okay
What the hell's D-Date?
Maybe we should all leave.
- Yeah. - That's our song.
Let me put another log on the fire.
Is violence in movies and sex an TV
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
You're damn right I did!
oh god buddy i'm sorry you okay
I'm not an impressionist, but you get the idea.
(PHONE RINGS)
96 7 KCAL Rocks without aux humming KOLA 99.9 with aux humming little bit
Kevin just woke up screaming from his afternoon nap.
(CHEWING) Mmm.
Do you have any idea how hard it is living with you?
Good morning, Officer Swanson.
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These are for moms.
What? What are you talking about?
Six o'clock already, I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Valentino, by a crystal blue Italian stream.
Thanks, Quagmire.
Way to go, Joe! Did you bang her?
(SINGING) It seems today that all you see
(THUD)
'cause I just talked to Bonnie and she's already on D-Date.
Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
Joe, wait.
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