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I'm taking the late bus out to the Hamptons tonight,
[ Both Laughing ]
and for what I am about to say.
You don't all three hang out together?
I will let you touch one boob.
Okay, new question.
Wow. I mean, what's it been-- like what, six years?
This guy and Barney just shared a look.
- I mean, if you hung out every day, that would-- - We do.
I'm right about this.
Okay. Can we stop talking about my wife's breasts?
Well, this is great.
Okay, how about this? If you can go 10 seconds...
Instead of the obligatory awkward small talk,
** [ Piano: Ragtime ]
Madam, I came here to wash your dishes.
one would have to go all the way...
[ Chuckles ] We played that ridiculous game Marshall invented.
Are you kidding? I loved you.
Let's go to Shinjitsu.
- Both boobs. - Just one.
It's right on the water. So afterwards, we'll take a walk on the beach in the moonlight.
Whoom!
before you and Klaus started dating?
Maybe it's for the best.
[ Sizzling ]
And I'm willing to bet it's the same reason none of your other relationships...
And then one day,