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I take her to the bus.
Would I have still run into you at this party tonight,
- I wanna touch Lily's boobs. - Deal.
is a private event, and I'm the bouncer, so--
- All the time. - And we have weird.
If you know what I mean.
Just let yourself off the hook on a technicality.
You got anything else you need to atone for? My oven needs cleaning.
Let's make this real.
- It's not weird. - No, no.
Yeah, the whole thing stinks.
"Every Other Restaurant in New York City."
Even if he was as sober as a nun, there's no way that he can do what these guys do.
What do you guys think of my new ducky tie?
Um, how long?
Show us all the tricks if they're so easy.
- Touch and squeeze. - Just touch.
and I've got a sink full of dishes my assistant did not clean.
- Just touch. - Just touch.
- So, it wasn't awkward. - It was a little awkward.
because as of tomorrow night you'll be wearing... my tie.
Give the artist a little respect.
Uh! Ooh!
- "Marsh-gammon." - Yeah, we've played it a few times since.
[ Ted Narrating ] Kids, there was one part I left out.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
I have a bus to catch.
Well, the problem is he hasn't asked me yet.
Terms-- if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off,
Cheers. Cheers.
Hashtag duck tie slams. Hashtag Stinson rocks.