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[ Gasps ] Okay, fine.
It was all Ted's fault. He got me drunk.
Here you go.
And?
We were together for a while, but then she moved to Germany.
it's gonna be a good year.
The emotions and memories and--
Huh.
* Let your boobies show *
Uh, not yet anyway.
They're round and attached to my body. It's an even trade.
Because my assistant is me. [ Chuckles ]
Do you know him?
Yeah, you too.
Deal.
- [ Sneezes ] - Let's go to Shinjitsu.
I've been drinking virgins all night, and they're delicious.
I'm sorry. I should have told you that way earlier.
we're gonna duck out.
He's taking me out to a really nice restaurant out in the Hamptons.
[ Barney ] Oh, that reminds me.
Oh, no, that's mine.
- You and the Klaus from your class were quite close. - Kinda close.
You brilliant bastard. It's all so obvious now.
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