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What do you think of television?
He's in his dressing room eating.
Where the spiders weave around my tummy
Yeah, yeah!
[soft music plays]
Let's see... He acts, he sings, he dances, he does comedy,
Oh, Scooter, 27 dollars and 14 cents.
[door cracking]
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Mmm, yes, glad to know you.
- Come on out! - [applause]
[chuckling] You know, I'm really gonna enjoy tonight.
Chopin!
- of your refrigerator. - [grunting]
An irrational black terror that someday I may get fat
where the future is being made today.
[high-pitched squeaking]
Must there be a next time?
Well, that's more than we usually have.
[grunting]
who has joined the ranks of the Muppet monsters,
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
Oh, well, let's see, tonight's show is very classy,
be cleansed of all nonsense and silliness.
Three moths and a washer.
we open tonight's show with a little classical music.
It will casually dispel me
Mr. Mostel?