Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I believe this program is trivial,

Lurking, scurrying, hiding and waiting

Uh, let's switch channels. This show is dull.

Uh... uh, fine, fine. But what can I do for you, Sam?

Uh, what'd he say?

- Are you really? - Mmm, yes.

Here. I got a whole new intro written.

Once they are counted and compelled

[breathing heavily]

Lady wrest... [whispers]

One fall, no holds barred.

[♪ What Do the Simple Folk Do?]

And here I come some nights

And when that day comes,

this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome.

They are always with me

[monster chuckling]

Oh, of course, to be perfectly honest,

Dignity, dignity... [squawking]

- I am Sam the Eagle... - I'm so glad to know you.

They can quickly be dispelled [squeaks]

♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪

- You say you want a big racket? - Yeah.

Yes, friends, you can carry these new magnetic carrots home

- [slurps] - [applause]

And the worms and bugs and crawly things

Oh, where am I going to get the payroll money?

There they are, confronted fears

I've never known why you're here.

Mmm, I'm glad you agree with me, yes.

How'd you like to work on The Muppet Show tonight?

Kermit, Kermit, the concert pianist could not make it.

Pay day again , it was payday last year