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[drumroll]
- Wow! That's high finance. - [telephone ringing]
[mumbling indistinctly]
back into the show.
But first, in an attempt to placate the culture lovers of our audience...
My tennis instructor says I've been using too small a racket.
What can I do for you?
[cackling] Oh, I love it!
- Lady what? - Uh...
And, pray tell, what is my wonderfulness doing?
[groans] I... Kermit, something, something must be done here.
I say, would you get the door? Get the door.
here at the laboratory.
you're going to be sorry you weren't nicer to Granny.
- What do you make of that, man? - Ten to one on the pig.
where you, uh... You have to have the ability to...
[clears throat]
Young man, it's not nice to make fun of an old lady.
You plan to like this show?
[both coughing]
It looks like two ancient old guys sitting in a theater box
Uh, excuse me, Kermit, may I speak with you?
How do you feel?
I understood you're looking for lady wrestlers.
How was your tennis game today? Have a rough match?
Oh, where in the world am I gonna find another heavyweight,
- I'll show you. Hiyah! - [yells]
If you put some good old-fashioned entertainment
It will count me and compel me
Read that. Good luck, kid.
Now that was unwholesome.