Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow! It's your cosmic reason for being here.

Hmm. Something wrong with the soap.

He tried to beat the genes out of us.

You probably get this a lot, but I am a huge fan.

A team of highly-skilled motherfuckers.

Now, I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy.

I guess metal never dies

You remind me of my wife

Nobody's gonna try to sacrifice anything like that for me till somebody else cuts it out. Nobody's gonna try to sacrifice anything like that for me till somebody else cuts it out.

The first movie made more money

When I saw my mom in bed with another man

I'd ask who you are, but you'll be dead in a second.

I'm just gonna use this brick.

And that is just the first five steps

See? You're not lost cause you thought.

LABEL EVERYTHING IN THE REFRIGERATOR

Your boy's gonna kill the headmaster

That's why you're such a little bastard.

Cells seven and nine

Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass,

- and I had to, uh... - Uh-uh.

But you know something?

GTA 5 Live Action Cast: Bryan Cranston As Michael De Santa: Ryan Reynolds As Franklin Clinton: Johnny Knoxville As Trevor Phillips: Kevin Hart As Lamar Davis: Tom Hanks As Devin Weston: Jack Black As Jimmy De Santa: Nicolas Cage As Dave Norton: Hugh Jackman As Lester Crest: Owen Wilson As Brad Snider

Fuck Alex The Lion.

Mutant Containment Facility...

I'm a grower, not a shower.

Over and over, I hear people say,

I love dubstep!

Or don't. I didn't.

Family was always an F-word to me.

What are you doing?

I only do over the pants, mouth stuff.

kill baby Hitler.

Anyone got a stimpak? Hamster: sure give me a eeerrrggh

what, with your concave chest

and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse.

Oh, thank God. Oh, my God!

We got no brakes!

A little turbulent up here.

He's standing right behind you, isn't he?

Mr. Weasel, I can no longer be double-parked.

All fun and games until he does this

And he's not alone.

take it or leave it

Oh, no, they're right here.

I’m not ready to be touched again

♫ Papa, can you find me in the night? ♫

Time to sweep the leg, Johnny.

You time-sliding son of a bitch!

"anyone ever, no matter how bad.

No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.

Rainbow Brite is that you?

This one is yours.

Where the FUCK is Q?

Are you pissing? Are you urinating right now?

Put your hands behind your knees

Label everything in the refrigerator!

Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying.

Oh! And I want our kid to have only one name.

"under control" vibe here, Marty.

He's never had anyone, ever.

The first order of business is

then what are you doing here with us?

But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so...

We can fix that.

You forgot it in the old Prison wallet

That was nice for me.

Irene Merryweather, WHIT News.

You guys make a super cute couple.

Oh, yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.

Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!

- Gary. - My name's Peter.

That's all the diabetes.

Our door's always open.

- No. - That's fine.

"Rule two. Label everything in refrigerator."

Get off this property, mutant scum!

You're about to get dick-slapped.

It's Russell, right?

She has a right to be skeptical.

but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt!

GTA 5 Live Action Cast: Bryan Cranston As Michael De Santa: Ryan Reynolds As Franklin Clinton: Johnny Knoxville As Trevor Phillips: Kevin Hart As Lamar Davis: Tom Hanks As Devin Weston: Jack Black As Jimmy De Santa: Nicolas Cage As Dave Norton: Hugh Jackman As Lester Crest: Owen Wilson As Brad Snider

What's that supposed to mean?

You are not judge, jury or executioner!

I'm here to proposition you.

Your cheek, maybe a little bit in the beard.

Toilet paper is a pretty fine appetizer.

Softball is for pussies

You're a superhero now, bubba.

which would makes sense, wouldn't it? Yeah.

We all need a sense of belonging.

at the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation.

I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy.

but by the content of their character.

Wade, you gotta go home.

I just filled it. Give it a few more pumps there.

I am not X-Man material at all.

beat me within an inch of my life.

Wade, whoever they are...

I could get used to this X-Man shit.

There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know.

I had no idea hopeless was a color.

in an airport bathroom.

I just have a few final words.

About my heart?

Jesus Christ No more speaking lines for you

Oh, yes. You're already practicing your salute, huh?

What's Juggernaut got that I don't have?

You were right,

Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!

And when he does, say yes.

- What? No! - Best I can do.

Hi. This is a toughie.

it's not gonna change the fact that I think you're...

He's gonna go straight to jail if we name him earl

- Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him! - Fuck!

That's just the most beautiful thing that I've...

Doms, get me out of here, please.

- Russell! - Stay back! Go home, Wade!

God, it smells like Hitler's anus...

once he kills someone, he gets a taste for it.

Two can play that game!

I'll kill the kid.

I’m not ready to be touched again

Yeah, but what does that mean?

There they are! Those freaks!

He hurt you badly. Makes you wanna hurt others.

Passion of the Christ, then me.

WIT -Defiance 5 mins. Into the war:

That wasn't me. That wasn't me.

I just wanna say how proud I am of this team.

Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

You shut your Goddamn trash mouth!