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John, let him go!
...x- ray pictures of it.
...making himself a nice little nest.
Getting wired.
Let bygones be bygones, hmm?
Brutal, help me out here.
I couldn't help it, boss.
KLAUS: Katie!
- No! - What do you mean, no?
What is this?
Your name is John Coffey.
Easy.
You said you and Jan...
- What are you doing? DEL: Help!
Chicago bears are dead men walking.
When you take niggas shit. Before walking out, you ask:
You go get Dean and Harry looked at. Make sure they're all right.
I love you sky warriors, perfect record.. And i wanna shit in your hat
[YELLING]
I didn't know the sponge is supposed to be wet.
I have to ask you something very important now.
THIS IS WHAT U SAY INSTEAD OF BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It's alright folks it's all under control
JAN: Paul.
Hey you big dummy Nigger
Now, what if he escapes?
Sitting down, sitting down!
Hey, Brutal, you gonna hog all them taters?
Moka Like the drink, only not spelt the same.
Anything to say before your sentence is carried out?
Mind your business, Del.
He'd love to have a pet mouse, I bet.
Boss Stanton! Somebody, come!
Your English gets better when you want something.
Cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane
I can feel it on you. But you ought to quit on it now.
Aladdin, you will watch Iago every moment.
William Wharton.
When you leaving
[SOBBING]
HARRY: Hot in here. Boy, howdy.
...but we haven't gone four times in one night since we were 19.
Sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state.
UPS
Because I got a big pecker.
Now what in the hell happened?
Ugh, the foul stench of top fans
WOMAN 3: One that causes people more...
He said to tell you he's having a little trouble with that tonight.
...hollering and shaking his dick, are we?
I'm smelling me some corn bread.
He's cooking now!
At the 5k Meredith chews out the staff
Killed three people in a holdup.
I'm currently cooking up some turds to go with it.
What does it feel like?
Listen to him squishing in his pant
...no.
He's still alive. You want me to shut down while he's still alive?
...a gift, the way he saw it...
I'm getting the cap.
...in the middle of the night.
Hal?
PAUL: Oh, there it is. BRUTAL: Oh, I see it.
Just Sit back , and relax and rest your little head yours Oh yes we can and we are
And that's that.
...even if it means my job.
Mel: did you get me any Dairy Queen Lisa: uh, no
[GROANS]
Roll on one.
I'm going.
Come then you loose kiss my ass why don't ya do it now I like to see you try and gagged me and tie me up
Never belonged here in the first place.
- Yeah, we did, at your mom's. - Mm-hmm.
Goddamn Percy.
Can you feel that?
You would think that.
Boss, look. Someone's up.
- Come on, you clunk, give me that. - You promise me...
Hey adele Guess your sweet on alan
- What would your mother say? - You let go of me, you ignoramus.
John...
Ugh the smell of KD haters spouting nonsense
You think this is enough?
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Percy.
Come on. Look alive, big boy.
And let's not forget, John Coffey is a murderer.
WOMAN: Klaus!
[MUSIC SWELLS]
- The goddamn sponge is dry! - Well, don't you stop it!
PAUL: We know people too.
- You warning me? Warn me now. - I'm warning you!
It's in here somewhere. I'm gonna squish the little son of a bitch.
Okay, John. We gonna...
Hal, you wanted to see me?
- You're thinking about Melinda. - Melinda?
Moving on to bigger and better things.
Because I got a big pepper
Paul?
...talking...
...John had to give me a part of himself...
Don't hardly remember, ma'am.
Where you been?
- Give him some room, Percy. - Huh?
That's swell. Thanks.
I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker.
Wharton!
DEAN: Didrt see it coming. - Come on, boy, breathe.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
We gonna have a hoedown!
I've got to get out of here.
The music too loud?
PAUL: Hal, listen! - Halt or I'll shoot!
Oh.
And that asshole Wharton is singing about it!
[BRUTAL LAUGHING]
My name is Paul Edgecomb.
Let's keep going.
Ooh, but smell you.
...maybe it's something they can fix.
- You bet. That's swell, Brutal. Thanks. BRUTAL: Oh, yeah.
So what?
Why don't you give me some?
Do you leave the light on after bedtime
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
I thank you. Mr. Jingle thank you.
Maybe then he'll be satisfied and move on. In the meantime...
I'M TIRED BOSS
If Madge doesn't care, I certainly don't.
Shut up and listen.
If you get mr lonely , just lay back and think about us scaring life out you ok And if you get really lonely, just think about Miss Leadpipe. And it will be all over ok
Lets get some fans in the workshop
TOOT-TOOT: Getting screwed.
"You Can't Do This To Me. You Can't."
I'll be fine.
WildLife, i wanna fly my F22 for less than my mortage And i wanna shit in your hat.
[BELCHING]
...and I'll never do it again, that's for sure.
Boss, Percy’s bad…
You'd do better to think of this place like an intensive care ward.
Often, you get to love it. It is of no particular use...
When my little friend brutal shuts up
Heaven
Oh, I've lived a lot of years, Ellie...
I am so happy to see you.