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- Joseph likes the peppers. - Yes, I do. I confess.
Yes, well, the excellent directions didn't hurt.
for telling people where you go.
My parents are coming. We're celebrating Christmas.
How'd you know I was at the U2 concert?
We have to horn in on their holiday.
Twice? No, no, you came up
I know you have traveled far.
There were cookies, and...
and have it set up.
It's too weird, man. Come on, that is just too weird.
Let's move past that. What do we got going on here?
How are you gonna make it up to us?
My housekeeper told Marge I was at the U2 concert?
- At least your wife's not Jewish. - My wife's not Jewish, yeah.
Don't be embarrassed. You like to rock and roll.
I'm sure you didn't realize it.
We need to do all their Christmas shopping,
I don't believe you.
They were for the manger scene.
Sure.
- Fine, I'll just wait. - Okay, little advice?
We don't have a Nativity scene in my house. We had one, but I ate it.
is there any way that I could,
- Today? - Yes.
It's Bon-no. But, you know what?
Nothing worse than Jews with trees.
- Hello. - This is your housekeeper, Dora?
So... I can get it if you want me to.
The cookies from last night?
I don't know if it's "Sonny Bo-no," or Bon-no.
and you're calling Dora.
Bye-bye, Mr. Larry.
And I told Susie that you and Jeff are full of shit.
You know what? I think I'm gonna give her my grandfather's tallis.
Have some water.
- That always helps, doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
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