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and you gave me some money, which was very nice,
That would be Mary of course, the Mother of God.
You want me to get a take-out thing for you happening?
Very Nice..
I didn't yell at her, we had a talk,
I'm not. You know, I don't like the idea
What should I give... ah, you don't know...
you'll see a Christmas tree there.
Did... did I tip him...?
- I was thinking crazy things. - You insulted me, my friend...
The bigger the better.
There's a little kind of thing you do at the end...
- Grab a ball. - Just make a hook. I'll show you.
Why would we have a zoo on Christmas Day?! Okay...
What are you saying? Christmas tree?
No, not quite. Soon.
Something wrong?
- Yes, yes. - Yes to both?
Okay.
I got a pubic hair.
What the fuck is your problem?
It's Christmas Day, we have no manger scene.
How can I go about...
- You swallowed our Lord and Savior. - I'll make it up.
No, listen, man, you're gonna like it.
What was... what was that all about?
Why?
- Mr. Larry not home. Okay, okay. - Yes, exactly. Thank you.
Laid down His sweet head
- and I can't see you there. - My wife dragged me there.
Do you want your first tip back?
Well, let's take a look at it then.
How did your doctor's appointment go?
Hey, Dora?
Okay, beautiful.
- Hello, sir. - Hello.
As soon as it runs out, you've got the new roll.
Christmas.
you're not aware of this,
- Pretty darn good. - Good to see you.
Merry Christmas.
The pubic hair.
So you're saying I only tipped you once?
Hi, Larry.
Yeah, we're gonna pick out a Christmas tree