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The real Batman said it. Look over here.
That's right, Batman. Nobody does but you and Robin.
It's a long story, Robin. I'll explain later.
Of course there's always a certain amount of luck in these things, you know.
The wife never would believe it.
on the Grand Mogul's ability as a ventriloquist to deceive you.
What do you mean "formerly"?
You said the last one would have them running around on the floor squeaking.
- Oh, commissioner. - Yes, Batman?
And we can try to deduce the Queen of Diamonds' next move.
I called on all mine too, but all of a sudden, there I was on my knees, worshiping her.
Producing a past wife of Batman's who never existed. Ha, ha.
A pair of wriggling little toads.
Right.
Well put, Robin.
What is it, Batman?
and you'd explain it later. Just what happened?
Mrs. Batman?
Batman's ex-wife?
- After you, Commissioner Gordon. - Oh, no, no, no, please. After you.
After all, I only did what any citizen of Gotham City would have done.
Oh, darling, it was a simple little prank.
NARRATOR". Next week, Cliff Robertson as Shame corrals the Caped Crusaders.
This time I'll add a little more, just to make sure.