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For our regular date.
Guess who did you propose marriage in them letters?
Here's your blessing bride.
Then we's got some talking to do, man to man.
Take your shoes off.
What he needs now is a ring.
Yes, Jethro.
["Black Gold, Texas Tea"]
Why, I said to Morty before I left, I says, dry your eyes, Morty.
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
You remember when you used to tow the books home from school?
Said, California's the place you ought to be.
Jed!
You might, in a subtle way, of course, let the bride know that she is getting ten perfect carrots.
You know, we just poor gully jumpers.
Picture me in life.
This here's Esabelle.
How come she never answered them?
Well, it was a good thing I did discover those letters.
Yes, sir.
I ain't got no dowry, Daddy Clampett.
That's when it happened.
You did a mighty wise thing when you decided to marry up with Jethro.
What makes you think so?
Jethro!
You mean you don't know what that boy's been up to?
Oh, look at that!
Old Mel Pratt, he took them away from you and beat you up?