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Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests--
and I just can't figure out where the smart money's going.
To be perfectly honest with you,
God, you're an idiot!
Or is that what you want me to think?
but you have outsmarted me before,
Okay, I'm ready.
A--a speech?
Maybe there's such a thing as over-rehearsing. You think of that?
Oh, I dabble in the horsies from time to time.
is a really good song.
What?
All right.
into this landfill over here?
Let's go over it
Oh, really?
These men are gentle.
I've been writing my speech for months.
You got to know when to fold them.
You've just taken your first step
Not a problem, because I want you to do well.
Oh, what have we here, a quitter?
Why do you want to learn how to gamble?
You get 1,000.
Well, I lost on New York,
Hey, how about, uh... you want to bet
Because you guys come in here every Monday,
No!
will you bring me back some leftovers? Please?
Come on, I'll bet you...
Look, I know how to say,
Your speaking makes my heart feel very big.