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No, Keith.
Lay off. I'm still upset with this Julie thing. I'm...
# No, I know I'm no Superman
I said no cream.
So, what now?
[Electro music playing]
[Sighs]
Anybody got a stapler?
[# The Southland: Shadow]
- [Siren wailing] - [Screaming]
Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.
Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs. Wilk?
It's cool. I cleaned it.
Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.
Yet. You don't hate your wife yet.
but I'm having trouble moving past my breakup with Julie.
- Put a blankie on him. - I've got it.
- Hello. - [Gagging]
[J.D.] Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.
I'm seen as the king of working folks.
The things you were doing last night, they were, well, crazy.
- Surprise! How about that? OK? - I don't want it. Take it back.
Some people like to work it off.
[splatting]
[J.D.] I promised I wouldn't pick on Keith, but this one he had coming.
Oh, Jim!
Others try to drink it away.
[J.D.] Right on cue.