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Maybe in retrospect, I should've kicked the FG to go up 10-0
Thank you for inquiring.
My God, look at that, holy cow.
Have you talked to him about your imaginary stepfather?
If you could hurry, that would be great...
I'm in a poker game with Michael and his wife...
because I actually need a dentist, mine just moved.
- Right. - Let's say she played "Evelyn," okay?
I told him my stepfather got in an accident.
I'm a lovely gentleman.
- I'll come next time. - I'm happy to come to your office.
I'm in analysis, it doesn't do anything.
Can I get this out of the way for you? Great.
Two-card Guts, two cards down.
- I would say at least. - It's all right.
He thinks I'm a wife-beater.
- Do I know him? - The guy from HBO, the president of HBO.
It's not worse, pricks and cunts, they're equal.
- Wasserman? - Yeah.
Why don't you join?
Hi, would you like to be seated?
I mean, I'll play even if she doesn't want to.
You're missing the whole point of the drink.
in front of other people...
- That's it, just got to wash my hands. - Thank you.
You cunt. What a cunt.
- Go apologize. - I'll tell you something else, too.
- They're ready for you guys now. - Then here we go then.
Hi, Lar. It's good to see you.
That's gonna be a lot worse in two days.
The implication for your imaginary stepfather?
We want to make this here. I want to make this here.
Larry, you guys are all made up and everything?
- You do? - Yeah, I like it.
and I act like, "I'm getting hurt."
That's it! What is the point of the drink? I am missing the point.
As if I wasn't gonna know that he took the shrimp?